Thursday, January 26, 2012

Yeah...this makes perfect sense...
~American Zombie

...because the arena kind of looks like a toilet anyway?~Louisiana seafood marketing group says it may buy naming rights to New Orleans Arena.
Ohhhhhhh....yeah....I know....that was really nasty. But you know what? I'm not going to back off until these morons realize they have a serious fucking problem instead of taking BP's hush cash and spending it on stupid shit like this. This is a slap in the face to all the sick men, women and children along the Gulf Coast.
If the Louisiana Seafood Marketing Group is going to spend that amount of money on buying naming rights to the New Orleans Arena....I think we should change the Hornets mascot to the "dead dolphins". That picture above (taken on Grand Isle....last week (by Mac Mackenzie) should be plastered across the front of the arena.

BP: Cleanup, restoration and data-tampering lawsuits…
~Disenfranchised Citizen


Gulf of Mexico oil and gas lease sale plans fail to impress industry critics

~Hat Tweet the Pun~ Scientific American hahahaha! Dayum! You folks still think Katrina flooded New Orleans? cc-

Corps of Engineers facing a late start on independent levee review: An editorial
~Editilla pops a blood vessel all over the Times-Picayune~
That at right btw is Your newspaper embedded literally in an Exquisite Corps funereal floodwall.
You guys are a real piece of work down here at the T-P Editorial office.
Y'all remember that one? I mean really, you don't seem to remember Shilla Grissetts milktoast reportage on the levee debris later either.
You further insult us with this "editorial" on the Corps forming their own "Independent Levee Investigation"? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I cannot accurately describe my abject horror at your Alligator Tears.
Remember when this all started. I remember how Sandy Rosenthal asked 1 simple question: "If we allow the Corps to investigate itself, what do you think they'll find?" And thus was born the movement to establish an 8/29 Independent Levee Review. You can find all this on the Levees.org website.
Since then, we've had to deal with untold heinous astroturf trollers on these very pages, in addition to battling the T-P to just stop calling it Katrina --let alone for y'all to do any valid reporting on the Corps total domination of our flood control recovery. At every step of the way, the T-P dropped the ball. In fact, y'all accepted over $100,000 in Ad Revenue from the Corps Succubus PR Mavens at Optimal Process Partners ---and laughed at us for caring enough to call you on it thank you very much! So we will get what we deserve from the Corps of Engineers, and we will not like it.
Tiger Team My Ass.

Damage from 2011 floods could mean worse in 2012

The Lens & University of Oxford to launch #trailertrack search through the Southeast

Tonight: Sewage & Water Board to Hold Public Hearing on Rate Doubling
~Editilla Brotellas~ Seriously, everyone should attend these meetings, if anything just to show S&WB that we are not going to take this Corps Extortion.

Fitch Affirms New Orleans, LA Sewerage & Water Board Bonds; Outlook Stable

~Hat Tweet ~In sweeping reform, Landrieu appends the suffix "stat" to regular city functions

New Orleans Residents Want National Guard Help

They left the one legged crack whore outta the story ~Slabbed

Former Senator and Son No Longer Lobby for New Orleans Suburb

Jindal unveils pension plans
~Marsha Schuler


St. Charles Parish west bank levee omitted from state's coastal restoration plan
~Matt Scallon


Swampy fires festering on New Orleans' edge may take months to lay low

14 billion-dollar weather disasters for the U.S. in 2011~Dr. Jeff Master's Wunderblog

New USDA plant zone map reflects warmer temperatures in south Louisiana

Brad Pitt to attend 'Make It Right' gala~WWL

5 spring festivals you can’t miss

~With many popular festivals stretching from March through May, here are several well-known ones that dot Terrebonne and Lafourche on a yearly basis.

Carousel Bar grand re-opening, new restaurant to open in Hotel Monteleone
~Colleen Rush, New Orleans.com


Delachaisin!~Blackened Out

J'Anita's Closes After 5 Years, 3 Moves
~Brad Rhimes, NOLA DEFENDER


Big Freedia Brought The Booty-Shakin’ To ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Last Night~Cajun Boy
~What’s the over/under on how many workplace water-cooler conversations today are going to start with, “Did you see Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night?” and end with “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!” It’d have to be pretty high, I think.
After being birthed in ramshackle bars in the seventh ward and Bywater areas of New Orleans, Big Freedia was presented to America last night on a big stage, and it will never be the same.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees is No. 1 most powerful athlete
Master plan forgets bayou communities, residents say ~Daily Comet

A lesson in spin…oil spills and states of unions~Disenfranchised Citizen

Big fish in BP claims reel in suckers
~James Gill


Governor Bobby Jindal throws deep on education ~John Maginnis

Hump Day Slabbin

~Hat Tweet @fofalex ~How is NOLA tied with NYC in the rating for "Public Transportation and Pedestrian Friendliness"?!? http://t.co/7A0JdgWL

Willamette River once again on the rise

Happy Birthday, Saints-Picayune – and sundry other random thoughts
~Mark Moseley, The Lens


Interrogative Scenes, Facing the Stage: An Editorial
Zimmern and Tooker Team Up To Battle Fast Food Fueled Aliens~Blackened Out

Putting Down Roots? Dominique’s Tamarind ~He Said/She Said NOLA

Ah Say! Ah Say! Chickens!
~Mah chickens from Polly Jackson for Editilla's House of Piety @right.
~Woodcut by Micah~
One fine day we gonna move into this house ready or not, hopefully this summer. It's gonna be rough, still gutted, little plumbing, serious carpentry... but we gonna roll wit it even if we gotta sleep in a bag and shit in a bucket... and if all goes well, we may even have ourselves a farm and some CHICKENS! Sinn Féin, Nola, Sinn Féin!

~Blondy~12"X12", Acrylic

~Lola~15"X15, Acrylic

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Slab City

Fishers say coastal master plan could destroy their livelihoods~Mark Schleifstein

2011: New hurricane protection system is built ~Comment from Sandy Rosenthal: We are pleased that this article used no "Katrina shorthand" and attributed the catastrophic flooding of regional New Orleans to the failure of the hurricane protection system that Congress ordered the Corps of Engineers to build in 1965. We are also pleased that the article includes no "yeah buts." In other words, the article does not include unsupported statements by senior corps officials in 2006 and 2007 that blame should go to the victims of the flooding. We have addressed this "blame the victim' strategy in a recent blog post on Nola.com.

Slabbed explores former Jefferson Parish President Aaron Broussard’s business activities in Nova Scotia Part 2: You own 100% of 2% of nothing.

2 people killed when vehicle is hit by train in Kenner

BP denies Gulfport’s damages claim

Shaw Group will help manage troubled Louisiana home elevation effort
~David Hammer


Blight or Might?~Charolette, NOLAFemmes

FalseState seeks rate hikes

Vietnamese market yields delicacies, recipes and memories

Some supplement income with rodent control


Five marvelous meatballs~Gambit

"Rock and Bowl in New Orleans"

Jazz Fest Lands 'The Boss' For 2012 Edition
~Also~Jazz Fest releases daily schedule

Monday, January 23, 2012

Proposed Sewerage & Water Board rate doubling gets public discussion~The proposal, which includes rate increases starting in July for water and sewer services, also calls for implementation beginning next year of a monthly parcel fee to support the city's colossal drainage system, including new pump stations at the 17th Street, London Avenue and Orleans Avenue canals and a massive flood gate on the West Bank.
His deputy for infrastructure, Cedric Grant, in a prepared statement Friday ticked off a long list of federal funding sources that the administration says it has helped secure to bolster the S&WB's coffers. However, the income largely already has been factored into water board officials' accounting in the revenue proposal.
A notable exception is Grant's assertion that the federal government -- not the S&WB -- should pick up the tab for overseeing the three new outfall canal pump stations and the West Bank facility. "We are working with the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers regarding the payment of operating and maintenance costs for the future permanent pump stations, which at approximately $16 million annually, represents a cost we believe is the federal government's obligation," he said.
~Editilla Hotellas~
Well, at least their being sorta honest about it!
But Dayum! Now the annual maintenance costs on those heinous pumps has gone from $10Million to $16,000,000/yr?
I mean goddamnit! This the Big Reason it is So Important to Know Why New Orleans Flooded! The fickn gat'damn Corps should pay for their ass hat bad engineering!
Jesus fork me with a spoon! Grrrrrrr
Clowns to the left us, jokers to the right. Here we are...


Blueprint for Louisiana Coast on view today at UNO ~Sandy Rosenthal, Levees.org

Go home and think about wetlands
~Library Chronicles


African-American cemeteries plowed over for spillway now recognized as historic

Misunderestimating the BP Oil Spill
~John McQuaid, Forbes


~Hat Tweet New Orleans Saints~Follow the Saints on :

New Orleans recreation program hiring process raises eyebrows~Franks Donz

Feeling blue that Aaron Broussard shook you down for money to build vacation hotels and lodges overseas? ~Slabbed

Jarrett Lee, T-Bob Hebert are Krewe of Zeus grand marshals for Mardi Gras parade

Carnival tune-up fundraisers~Gambit

Little Free Library movement fosters reading, sense of community

Maurepas Foods Opens, New Bywater Restaurant Features Farm-Fresh Ingredients~NOLA DEFENDER

The Best Little Mexican Joint in Lakeview ~Blackened Out

Pour Some Sugar on Me: 2012 King Cake Death Match, February 2nd
~He Said/She Said NOLA


Papa Grows Funk release "Needle In The Groove" March 27~The Grateful Web

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Public meetings over Sewerage and Water Board rate doubling plan
~Editilla Reminderellas~ I saw Arnie Feilkow, S&WB and the Corps Head Rauncho-du-juor Commandant Sinkler discussing this very issue while still in the early stages of the Option 1 v Option 2 Pumps presentations in Council in 2009.








~PR PORN HORSE'POCKEY ALERT! You have to get past a slick, exxxpensive half-hour fluff flick done by Corps/OPP about their enormous erection --paid for by we the taxpayers. The actual bidness starts at around 30:28.
One of the biggest issues was the Maintenance costs on these hideous ill-conceived and inoperable pumps for Option 1: $10,000,000/yr for the next 10yrs that the City/Orleans Parish would HAVE TO PAY. Feilkow pointed out the Considerable increase in millages and other rates across the board if the parish were to pay-up on this forced Corps Mandated shell game. The Corps lackey bastard of course didn't have enough information (as is the way of Sophisticated Gang Behavior) and was able to have the question delayed. Now we have the technologically inferior Option 1 pumps at a grotesquely extorted price. Editilla screamed and holla'd, we bitched and moaned... but no one seemed to grok the Fact that We are All now on The Hook for 10M/yr to the Exquisite Corps. Now our S&WB rates are Doubling and that is just the beginning of this jail-house ass punking.

Master plan for coastal restoration gives hope: Bob Marshall
~Also~Louisiana coastal restoration forecast: An editorial
~Photo: Morganza Floodway, by Quinta Scott, from her blog post: Corps of Engineers: A New Floodway on the Lower Mississippi?

Tough Cookies, Transgendered Girl Scout in Colorado causes stir in St. Tammany
~Adrastos, First Draft


Slabbed explores former Jefferson Parish President Aaron Broussard’s business activities in Nova Scotia Part 1: In the deep south ‘reality’ is often a simple illusion.

Tim Whitmer's sweet deal a bad omen for Aaron Broussard: Stephanie Grace

Louisiana's Native American population remains steady

Abundance of natural gas promises to give Louisiana industries a boost

Former Monroe teen writes, illustrates book

Rebirth on the Bayou, Shelter from the Storm ~Judyb, NOLAFemmes


The oyster that got the Cat Island raccoon

Lion dancers prepare for Vietnamese lunar new year celebration in eastern N.O.

Meet the Drewgars! Grand Dames of NOLA gather to support charities of Drew Brees

Dim Sum and Dragons Too~Nola Notes

The Wee Trio to reinvent David Bowie songs at Snug Harbor

7 Accredited Music Schools In New Orleans

Ladies and Men of Unity second line parade 12-4pm! ~Big Red Cotton

George Porter Jr. to be honored with OffBeat magazine’s lifetime achievement award in music

~Hat Tweet ~Good morning! New angel trumpets.


Read more here: http://www.sunherald.com/2012/01/21/3701495/the-oyster-that-got-the-cat-island.html#storylink=cpy

Friday, January 20, 2012

Etta James dies at 73

How Will the Saints Defensive Personnel Change Under Spagnuolo?
~Canal Street Chronicle


New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees would be 'beyond stunned' if new contract isn't worked ou


The Urban Legends of Katrina
~Sandy Rosenthal, Levees.org


~Hat tweet Shit Engineers Say~The glass is neither half full nor half empty, the glass is inappropriately designed for twice the capacity, and someone should be fired.

Flood-protection work is larger than life
~Nikkie Buskey


Uptown robbery surge continues despite arrests of at least 20 young suspects over the last week~Uptown Messenger

The fear of not knowing…
~Disinfranchised Citizen


Gulf Oil Spill Could Bring Up to $20B in Fines

Cleanup of Bayou Trepagnier in Norco is complete, DEQ says

Remember when Slabbed broke to the world that Tim Whitmer was cooperating?

Supreme Court ruling confuses some religious workers in New Orleans

Brian "Bag Man" Downing, Alabama fan wanted in post-BCS sexual assault on LSU fan arrested in New Orleans

New Orleans Street Tiles
~Bingo Man's Place


A Mardi Gras Costume Primer
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5 great New Orleans Hotel cocktail bars
~Todd A. Price


Burger joints busting their buns to break into New Orleans metro ~WWL

~Hat Tweet ~We're looking for some experienced cooks...interested applicants please send resume and cover letter to info@patoisnola.com...

Do You Second Line?
~He Said/She Said NOLA


Blessed are the ferrymen...

~Special T'ank Yous to our friend Katie fo'hippin us to one of my heroleroes!

Nighttrippin’ : Dan Auerbach’s New Musical Adventures with Dr. John ~Relix

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Times-Picayune back-slides, uses Katrina Shorthand to mis-frame "The Great Corps of Engineers Levee Failure Event of 2005"
~Editilla Commentellas~In the face of such an insulting and self-aggrandizing, Katrina Shorthand attempt to continue to Lie about the cause of our devastating Federal Flood 8-29-05, we at Da Ladder find it quite gratifying that so many comments on this screed support the True Story.
Over the diaspora we have screamed about this problem of mis-framing our man-made disaster as a natural one. I mean, yous guys have seen me lay down some pristine rant & retart as to the very real PR War waged by the Exquisite Corps and theys minions to spin'filtrate any other story about their criminal engineering to the American public --but da truf. Yet, it was always the T-P that sent poor Editilla over Niagara Falls with their Corps/OPP advertising contracts, "Shilla" Grissett's damn near laudanum infused coverage of levee leaks and tons of debris used in their new filling, and their incessant use of Katrina Shorthand. Hell, they would even attempt to Defend misstating actual facts! But, over time, some of their journalist came around to our view of Reality with a capital Rrrrrrr --due in no small measure to the Direct Actions of a tiny, local grassroots group to stay on top of this with editors and journalist across the country.
It's true. Our friends and compadres at Levees.org deserve a big hand here as they have changed the entire narrative of our damn'nation simply by insisting that news media call it by its true name. Alas, we still have a few piglet dragons to slay right here in our own back yard.
~Special T'anks to Da Masqued E'vinga! for our snappy cartoon.

Aaron Bennett pocketed $600,000 intended for New Orleans pump station upgrades, lawsuit alleges

Oh Snap! Corps of Engineers boss lackey wants to get into our pants to head NORA!

Lookee! Corps says it has $55M more for dredging

Louisiana's infrastructure is in trouble, engineering society says

Ed Blakely can't get anything right~James Gill

The Nova Scotia SouthCoast Today picks up the latest developments ~Slabbed

“There’s a war going on, and we’re all on the front lines:” Uptown residents decry increase in crime, insufficient police manpower
~Uptown Messenger


Curfew: Stripping kids’ access to the cultural heart of New Orleans~C.W. Cannon, The Lens

Hat Tweet~ & not only support, but are Senate cosponsors of PIPA. What is PIPA/SOPA?

Satellite Image Shows Heat From Chevron Drill Rig Fire, Offshore Nigeria ~Skytruth

First retailer in New Orleans unveils electric vehicle charging stations ~WWL

Grape Expectations~Blackened Out


Breaking Bread New Orleans Style
~He Said/She Said


Green To Go’s Big Adventure
~New Orleans Food Trucks
~Recently I had the pleasure of witnessing a salad spread suitable for the pickiest veggie-only eaters and also for those that consider themselves carnivorous chowhounds. Meet Green To Go, a New Orleans-based mobile food business doing salads justice and delivering to you by bike.

Preview of new Galactic song available on NPR blog~Alison Fensterstock
~Also~Big Freedia to perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live, January 25!

Dr. John to Lead Three-Weekend Residency at BAM; Dan Auerbach to Join in Debut of Music from New Album, "Locked Down"
~Nonesuch Journal

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

The Official Thanks-Our-New-Orleans-Saints-For-A-Great-Season Thread

Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) Part 1 ~moosedenied
Jefferson Parish gives 3 garbage contracts to single Texas company?~Richard Rainey

Fox 8 and WWL TeeVee is reporting Karen Parker will be in court to plead guilty to Misprison of Felony ~Slabbed

500-year protection for under $2 billion? Why wait 20 years to start?
~Mark Moseley, The Lens


FEMA chief pushes public-private approach to disaster response

Ed Blakely's new book tells Hurricane Katrina tales few will recognize

Keep an eye on flooding issues in New Orleans' Hollygrove: An editorial

Orion Marine Group Provides Mid-Period Update on Its Outlook (USA)

Carville says LSU threatened~WWL

Here's your sneak peek at Spud McConnell in Hairspray~Will Coviello, Gambit

Manning’s to open Thursday!
~Ian McDonald

Krewe du Vieux announces new route!

DiFranco fires back~Jeff Miers

~Editilla Patronellas~My recently aquired, real life painting by Polly Jackson in early morning light: Elms of Atura Park, 22"X33" Acrylic. Don't know if a cellphone pic could do this justice, as the colors really seem to light themselves. I guess that is a difference for me between Art and anything else, to wit: live paintings like this don't need artificial light. Indeed, Polly's paintings seem to thrive in natural light. I also got 2 of her Chicken paintings (behind that one) --but before showing y'all will wait for a Chicken Day when we really need it. Click to enlarge

Monday, January 16, 2012

What a dilemma~ Kevin McGill
~What impressed me most as I read the state's latest plan to save its coast is the map. A sea of red, representing an encroaching Gulf of Mexico, consumes almost every inch of every inhabited community south of the Gulf Intracoastal Waterway in Terrebonne and Lafourche parishes. And the parts that are left within 50 years look like they would flood so often it would make them impractical to inhabit.
Dulac? Gone. Cocodrie: Underwater. Dularge? History. Montegut: A memory.

Green, Purple, Gold, Black and Blue…
~The Accidental Cajun


Tough isn't a given, it's taken.

So Bobby Jindal is holding this fundraiser for Billy Nungesser on Tuesday ~Slabbed

Last ONE left standing? Sucker punch whacks ‘citizen participation’~Tim Garrett, The Lens

Coastal restoration money bills may fall victim to partisan squabbling

Corps gets busy as river levels drop

Migration to Louisiana slowing down

Monday Morning Reads~Sky Dancing

Wetland Watchers Park adds outdoor learning area

One Oven to Rule Them All: Ancora Pizzeria and Salumeria~He Said/She Said NOLA

Brerl't Gulf Oysters~Louisiana Kitchen

Superfood Bar, O! Vegasm, Offer Veggie-Oriented Sunday Brunch~

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Happy Birthday Drew and Baylen Brees!
~Hat Tweet ~HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! We love you and everything you do for the city of New Orleans! // "Me and Drew by "
New Orleans Saints burned by blitz in final minute ~Jeff Duncan

~Hat Tweet ~Hey fans, just to let everyone know...I'm doing great...it was a nasty hit but this is the sport we play, can't...

Saints 32 @ 49ers 36: Who Dat Say!?!
~Canal Street Chronicles


~Editilla Lamentellas~ My thoughts on yesterday's loss are few, grief- stricken & simple:
1) Unbridled Love & Pride: for Our New Orleans Saints and our City of Whodats enough said. HIGH FIVE!
2) I've always found it difficult to criticize even Shockey, or anyone else remotely connected to Our New Orleans Saints at any time in their lives, let alone presume to 2nd guess our Coach Sean Payton WHODAT!, Drew Brees BREESUS! or even His Assholeness Greg Williams. Which brings us to...
3) I don't want to talk about Greg Williams, or his Rams-punking, no-catching, no-ball-stripping, no-interceptin, snuggy-wearin fat ass.
4) Aaand finally, I remember feeling this way on my knees in the water during the flood outside of WWOZ, buckled crying, in utter shock at the screaming silence the day the music died.
I'm crying now, in a way simular yet honed, as then I truly thought it was all over.
I never thought I'd ever see New Orleans do the things she has done in the 7 yrs hence.
To imagine anything less from Our New Orleans Saints would be sheer blasphemy.


~Happy 40th Birthday, American Pie!

Sop gets a cyber first: Behavioral finance- economics intersects with Slabbed. An Aaron Broussard/Trout Point Lodge Update

Coastal Restoration Heads Up - UPDATED
~NOLA-dishu


In BP case, legal ties are topsy turvy
~James Gill


BP donates $4 million to Fletcher
~
Matthew Albright~BP has donated $4 million to Fletcher Technical Community College for a new wing dedicated to training students for oilfield jobs. The new Integrated Production Technologies center will be built alongside the school’s $19.1 million campus expansion on La. 311, which is under construction. It will include state-of-the art classrooms for college and high school students seeking oilfield jobs.
~Editilla gotta toll'ya~ I sure hope those limey pirates don't get a cut of the curriculum, know what I mean? I meeeeannn... fickn BP doesn't have what you'd call a stellar record on oilfield management. In fact, BP has a casualty record of at least 27 killed needlessly, 180 injured, billions of dollars of serious environmental damage in at least 3 US States and worldwide. I mean, do we really want to let BP teach our babies to grow up to be cowboys?

Land battle looms in Livingston
~Faimon A. Roberts III


Arc soup business provides job training for people with intellectual disabilities

~Hat Tweet ~Found it! I did 2 of these. This is the recipe I would follow for the venison though.

Undefeated Divas and Gents second line parade today! ~Big Red Cotton, Gambit