Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Mardi

Scary. Man'Childian Candidate? Raymond, would you like to play a game of Solitair or perhaps receive a Double Neocon Mind Melt? Ooooh Nooooooo....

Baghdad on the Bayou~New Orleans-Racial Whitewash, No Housing, and New Heroes~Georgianne Nienaber

What’s your Gulf Coast recovery plan?~In My Back Yard

Jindal picks Landrieu aide as hurricane recovery chief

New Orleans' state funding blocked, for now, due to tardy financial audit


80,000 tax scofflaws got FEMA storm aid

U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to Help Barricade Palestinians in Gaza~Oooooh'K'K'Kafkatrina'ville!

With Regrets, New Orleans Is Left Behind~NY Times

NYT: Saying goodbye to New Orleans~Voice of New Orleans

Associated Press Perpetuating New Orleans Misperceptions


N.O. council may seek middle ground on demolitions


Notes from the Field: New Orleans

New Orleans No Longer Home For Many~.Common Sence

9/11 Rescue Workers Volunteer Building Houses In New Orleans

Three Nonprofits Seek to Boost Achievement in New Orleans Public Schools

Jewel of a School


The smart set~New Orleans' own Ben Franklin High


Teachers stage sickout at school


Upgrades to beleaguered DA's office in the works


Crime Rally In New Orleans Is Past Time














Thank you Jan Kaulins Photography

Silence is Violence

Entergy to grant volume discount

A NW governor's Katrina moment


Corps' Water crisis threatens Apalachicola oysters

More ethanol, fewer barges on Mississippi


Enviro Groups Attack Nuclear, Coal Loan Provisions in Appropriations Omnibus


New Orleans Area Real Estate~Arthur Sterbcow Part 2~Prices, Opportunities, Initiatives

Professional management needed to handle N.O. blight


Chris Claus Named VP/Market Mgr. For Entercom/New Orleans
{editor dares utter...Mr. Mxyzptlk!~Oh, Come'Oooonnnnn New Orleans! As the city of living metaphor can we do any better, eh? Willy Wonka for Mayor? 'Pampered' Senator 'Tunnel-of-Love Canal Street' Vitter? No-Smoking ordinances for a city in smoldering ruin? Real Estate Recovery Czar? Now this? If their middle name rhymes with pringle~then we'ah outta'heay'ah!}

Tom Fitzmorris~Food Hero


Ratty Scurvics~Ratty’s Reading~What the Fat Little Man Told Me~BoN

Aural Elixir
~New Orleans & Boulder~Atomic opposites? Twin cities separated after birth, thus conjoined at the hip re-coined rebirth?

Cyril Neville Talks About Threatened Projects and Losing the Home He Loves~Georgianne Nienaber
{editor grieves from the back hand path, still on the long road home, stunned and stung by the comment here. Let us not kick someone when they are still down wherever they hang their hat, but rather, let us rip out their heart, grind it into the broken pavement and drag it through the filthy streets to Crucifixion in the City That Care Forgot and the Presidente left for dead...Jeeez Louie!~viva de Maid du Orleans~écrasez l'infâme~chere'yat Bourgeois Nievete!}

Harry Connick Jr Interview, PS I Love You


K-Ville and Kermit Ruffins' "Drop Me Off in New Orleans"~Basin Street Records


WWOZ~GAMBIT~Nola Tonight

Pooch Chari-tees Trunk Show & Home for the Holidays Fundraiser





Dirty Coast

“Katrina: The K Word”


'K' Words: Karma, Katrina, Kali
{editor joins in the fun~Klezmer, Kryptonite, Killa, Kltpzyxm, Kafka, kronic, konggroovient, kilt, kainotophobia (fear of change), kakorrhaphiophobia (fear of failure), karezza, karyotype, kazbah, katzenjammer, kathenotheism, kenosis, kibble, kilfud-yoking, kinkle, kismet, kith...}

New Orleans Booklist (non-fiction)~Mystic Knyght

Open Call~Deadline for submission: Saturday, December 22, 2007 @ 9:00 pm~New Orleans Photo Alliance

Monday, December 17, 2007

Lundi

{editor must heap bucketfuls of thanks on Steve at Pixel Eyed and New Orleans Daily Photo for permission to use his photographs all over the NO News Ladder. Chere'Yat, Noble Mon!}

Katrina was not the first~The Great Mississippi Flood of 1927

Congress to debate Soo Locks expansion


Corporation to pull nuclear waste, leave chemicals


Housing's real crime threat


Civil spaces before housing spaces~People Get Ready

Katrina Survivors Stop Christmas Demolition (video)~Dandelion Salad

Texas Readies Police State Tech for Possible Hurricane Evacuees

Debate site Oxford has own recovery saga


TP Editorial~A cautionary fish tale


Mental health plans lie fallow

Purchase College Students Heading To New Orleans~Jan 9th to work with Project Lazarus

Recycling revisited in N.O., Jefferson


School is Ellis Island for Recovery District

Millions sought for 'pump to the river'

New Orleans allocated $293M in recovery funds


88th American Meteorological Society Annual Meeting~Jan. 20-24th


Static Television in association with Old New Orleans Rum, Urban Angels Salon, Antigravity Magazine and Defend New Orleans presents the first annual Park the Van Holiday Soiree at the Saturn Bar on Saturday, December 29 at 10:00 p.m. This first annual event includes live music from Park the Van Records luminaries such as The Peekers and Seth Kauffman, as well as the DJ sounds of Jac Currie and Visuals by Drew Stubbs of DNO Video

Slew Foot & Cary B~Kerry Irish Pub~9pm

Papa Grows Funk~Maple Leaf~10:30pm

Bob French & Friends~Ray's Boom Boom Room on Frenchman~8pm


WWOZ~GAMBIT~Nola Tonight

Buying Jazz Music Videos

Perfume Comes Before The Flower

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Dimanche

Big Al's~New Orleans Daily Photo

Lawmakers ask Bush to halt the razing


Gimme a B! Gimme an S!
~Chris Rose

During evacuations, Texas officials plan to weed out sex offenders~"We're all entitled to privacy, but we're not entitled to anonymity."
{editor thumps da'chip off'dat shoulder and asks~Oh Yeah? What'chu mean 'We', Kimosabe?}

Some N.O. Bars snuff out smoking despite OK to light up

{editor lights-up, pulls a nice long draw of Δ9-tetrahydrocannabinol, ponders and constabulates~Is the City That Care Forgot going to Mall in a Hand Basket?}

Megastores come to the rescue

The Shock Doctrine

Is Blackwater the Private Mercenary Army of the Oligarchy?
{editor was there, during 'The Troubles', and saw with own lyin'eyes these forking ice'hole mercenary piggies with their beady little sunglasses and cork-sucking grins of Apocalypse NO. They were Nothing about Rescue and All About Armed Disaster Capitalization. NeoLooting. We must oppose this pestilence above all else, in every town, on every street corner balcony where they deign to show their evil dark colors.}



Baby Ray Questions Public Housing Protesters

Demolition protests ignore some realities


House Burning Down~West Bank Guide

Nolafugees


Post-Katrina cottages get a lukewarm welcome~DOH!

Controversial levee video re-posted to YouTube~Two local law firms have offered to represent Levees.org on a pro bono basis if the American Society of Civil Engineers takes legal action against the nonprofit over an Internet parody

Tight Squeeze

Warming could worsen many problems along coast


Gulf fish farms may cut dependence on farm-raised imports


Top 10 Offshore Fish Farming Problems


Jefferson buses to use biodiesel

Write from Wrong~Local screenwriters hit the streets to explain their side of the strike...

To be or not to be, that is the question; whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep; no more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to — 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; to sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub, for in that sleep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause. There's the respect that makes calamity of so long life, for who would bear the whips and scorns of time, th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, the pangs of despised love, the law's delay, the insolence of office, and the spurns that patient merit of th'unworthy takes, when he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life, but that the dread of something after death, the undiscovered country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, and makes us rather bear those ills we have than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, and thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, and enterprises of great pitch and moment with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action.

An Adventure Cut Short~A motorcycle wreck involving a rattlesnake killed an outdoorsman who seemed larger than life.

Man of history

Dream City to help young talent flower


Life ain't easy for dog named Sue


Dogs help kids read aloud



Former 'Idol' contestant, Misty Marshal, finds home in Weehawken~Featured on Christmas CD to benefit hometown of New Orleans


Theresa Andersson~a New Orleans roots rock musician


WWOZ~GAMBIT~Nola Tonight


Forget about the movies, Brad Pitt is all about resurrecting New Orleans

James Lee Burke~Book Signing~New Iberia~1-3pm

Topic~New Orleans Flood Rojo Spainish Marble Floor

Tunnel of Love~Toulouse Street

Lee de Fleur Won't Die~Mr Clio

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Samedi

Death Defying~New Orleans Daily Photo
Celebration of the Oaks at City Park

Nearly 170 trees are planted along Broad as part of an effort to restore the city's canopy~ReLeaf New Orleans

New Orleans CityBusiness honors 2007 Best Places to Work

Murphy Oil donates downtown building to Tulane

Sales offices leased for Trump tower


Jefferson attorneys get time to prepare


New Orleans Politics~Blank sign-in sheet at polls tells the tale

Some Good News in New Orleans, At Least for Now~Godless Libral Homo

Who'dats In New Orleans? Plan to Raze Low-Income Housing Draws Protesters from all over

New Orleans housing crisis update~Bill Quigley

Judge puts demolitions in hands of council


TP Editorial~This isn't rocket science

{NO News editor notes~while not rocket scientry, pedaling this 'Road Ho' has proved harder than riding a tricycle into a fire hydrant and falling over each time!}

Road Home Sell Outs~Tin Can Trailer Trash


TP Editorial~Waiting to inhale
{editor can't leave it alone~Heckle'n'Jeckel FEMA, 'huffing' a mere 500 trailers to test for formaldeHyde poisoning over 2 years after stuffing tens of thousands of people in them, does seem a tad slow for that dog to hunt, eh?}

St. Bernard residents like lot-purchase proposal


Study suggests big risks with fish farms

Tele Atlas Deploys Team in New Orleans to Assist in Post-Hurricane Katrina Redevelopment

New Orleans Levee Spin 101


Emirates Airline~Big Oil now fly nonstop Houston to Dubai


The Big 'V'-easy

{editor titles~Katrina, K'jina, Oystera on'da Half-shella, Gatora, Pelicana, Superdoma, FEMAjina Monologues?}

Philly to New Orleans project and the March Back to New Orleans Tour

Tickets ARE Available to the Big Easy Rollergirls Double Header!
Saturday Dec. 15, featuring the undefeated Marigny Antoinettes against the StoryVillains, and the Confederacy of Punches against the Crescent Wenches. Doors at 6 p.m., action at 7 p.m. at Mardi Gras World, 233 Newton Street, New Orleans. After Match Party with John Boutte' at dba on Frenchman St.

Belated 12th Night Party at HOB~Wild Magnolias, Bustout Burlesque, Al 'Carnival Time' Johnson and more~Dec 15th

The New Orleans Radiators~Dream Palace~11/02/1984~etree

Radiators still On Tour

WWOZ~GAMBIT~Nola Tonight

Maple Leaf~The Trio w/ Johnny Vidocavich, George Porter Jr & June Yamagishi~10pm


Coffee at Johnny's with Stanton Moore



The New Orleans Rhythm Kings~The Cradle Of Jazz
~Zero G Sound

Book Reviews~Firebird~Chasing Ray

Exquisite Corpse~Creely's Birthday Drive~Andrei Codresue

Ice, Crack...It seemed to make sense at the time~Garden of Irks & Delights


Back from New Orleans~Dance Theater Workshop

What Brings Me Back?~Metroblogging New Orleans

Dirty Dozen~Thank you Voice of New Orleans

Friday, December 14, 2007

Vendredi

Rebirth~All Over da'place!

36 Hours in New Orleans


Many celebrities have helped with New Orleans recovery efforts

{editor thanks the AP for keeping the light on Nola, but finds this list woefully 'lite' for missing even local super stars, the Shearers and the Pitt~Jolies. Editor flames a candle every sunrise with best wishes for leagues of virtuous karma on the kindness of strangers to the City That Care Forgot, from far and near, passed and present~Y'all Who's Who'Dat~Where'Yat!}


Judith Owen & Harry Shearer's Holiday Sing-A-Long with Special Guests

Scrooge In Rouge~Le Chat Noir


Sweetness & Hilarity


Christian Scott: A New Jazz 'Anthem'


Musicians appreciate effort of fellow entertainer

WWOZ~GAMBIT~Nola Tonight

WWOZ Holiday Gift Ideas

Expect jammin' deals at Jazzfest sale


Fantoms bring funky '70s back to Tipitina's


Waiting for Godot in a Wasteland~The Nation

We'll Know When We Get There

New Orleans Weddings

Coo~coo for Coco Hut


Muniz retracts noose remark


TP staffer sentenced in 2006 battery case


Two B.W. Cooper protesters peaceably end occupation

First Draft

Liptrap's Lament

The Seed of America: the argument for secession, chemtrails over Nola and more rants~
Humid Haney


Forum tackles migrant worker issue


New Orleans Job Not Big Enough~Vallas Considers Side Jobs


Got smoke, need mirrors for senators


BGR criticizes city's anti-blight process

Open Letter from the BGR To New Orleans Regarding Housing


US Senate Passes Energy Bill With Broad Bi-Partisan Support

New Orleans Real Estate Market: Housing Stock, Foreclosures, Tourism ~Part I: Interview With Arthur Sterbcow


Louisiana Bobby Jindal Picks Secretary of Natural Resources


Trailer tests start Dec. 21, says FEMA


Thursday, December 13, 2007

Jeudi

Jan Kaulins~New Orleans Photo Gallery

Millions to be given to N.O. schools

Changes complicate Road Home

Citizens Insurance Board still to get new members


Landrieu frustrated as Vitter 'stalls' relief on public housing bill

{editor notes~Senator Landrieu should know who to call for Senator Vitter's recurrent 'mistakes', as the phone number remains readily available at the finest DC brothels, bathroom stalls and Canal Street bus stops. Ah, what the Hell: (202) 224-4623}

David Vitter opposes same-sex extra-marital affairs~Senator still favors hypocritical trysts~New Orleans Levee

National Lawyers Guild Deplores Arrest of Attorney William Quigley for Efforts to Stop Demolitions


Here We Go Again~Another one from the vault~Tin Can Trailer Trash

Issue avoidance~Right Hand Thief

Agencies hurry to find housing as homeless must leave Duncan Plaza by Dec 21st

McDonogh 35 students help the homeless, bring gifts to Plaza

Merry Christmas, Poor People~Think New Orleans
{editor stretches~First they came to take away the working poor and homeless and no one raised a cry. Then they came for the waiters, the renters and the smokers, still no one raised a cry. Then they came for the musicians, artists, writers and others that did not fit the decor...}

Mayor's noose remark sparks outcry

Trailers to be tested for formaldehyde~FEMA 'director' apologizes for fake news conference~DOH!


Streetcar return is ahead of schedule

Report on the Drainage of the City of New Orleans~Bill Thayer

Hurricane Chief~Dems Lying About Pressure

Corps defends flood projects that critics charge are biased


The Army Corps of Engineers says all of those bullets may have left high levels of lead
{editor shakes head and thanks Elvis that we have such sharp engineers in charge of our flood protection. Whew! These guys are just full of sh*t-for-no-brainers, eh?}

State officials tout Louisiana film industry growth


Bayou Buzz Business Briefs

Letter to Santa: Bring Mississippi a Mike Moore for U.S. Senate Campaign!~A.M. In the Morning

Literacy AmeriCorps gives libraries boost


Algiers musicians help tradition thrive~Irvin Mayfield


Urban Development or Depopulation? Interview with Cyril Neville~Huff Post

Rhythms Rising II: Ruby Rendrag's Class Act in New Orleans

Belated 12th Night Party at HOB~Wild Magnolias, Bustout Burlesque, Al 'Carnival Time' Johnson and more~Dec 15th

Anat Cohen Rises in Jazz World

Doring Releases "Southern Exposure" After Mourning Period for Katrina

WWOZ~GAMBIT~Nola Tonight

Historic Photos of New Orleans by Melissa Lee Smith

Pelican Camera Cases from CPD Industries Endure Hurricane Katrina Floods

Prime Personality~Ian McNulty

Carpetbaggers: Antithetical to Sinn Fein~Mr. Clio

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Mercredi



Public housing teardown held up in New Orleans~Facing South

Something fishy in rush to demolish

Workers jump the gun to prepare demolition~City has not O'Kvilled the razing of Lafitte

DC Coalition Calls Protest at HUD Dec. 13~for New Orleans Public Housing

Bay Area Fighting for Public Housing in New Orleans~My Urban Blog

3 protest HUD decision at Bangor office

If you could stop another hurricane from hitting New Orleans, you would, wouldn't you?~carlagirl!

Notes from the Field: New Orleans


Renaissance Village group shares housing plan

Help Katrina Survivors Go Back Home

New Orleans Holds Property Tax Sale Online Wednesday

LRA accepts home buyout plan

LRA Head, Andy Kopplin, To Depart
{editor constabulates~Probably nothing amiss here...but if it walks like a Turduckin and goobles-quacks-crows like Weird Animal Creation and can swallow more eggs than Cool Hand Luke, then "I'd say what we haa'yave he'yah is a fail'ya ta' co-moonicate!"}

Hearings slated on libraries' future

Critics of Corps say risk reduction uneven

Corps needs 10 Square miles, 20 ft deep, of clay for Levees

Fish farming proposal assailed

ASCE-initiated 'Task force' will review ASCE studies
{editor ducks and swats at the hard spinning buzz of the two words: Task Force}

Yazoo Delta pump project called ‘boondoggle’

Wildlife Endangered by Yazoo Pumps Project?
{editor notes~more acreage drained means more future ethanol production}

Our position: The Army Corps needs to stop dragging its feet on bomb search
{editor learns something new every day~Not only does the Corps not know their broken levee asses from a hole in the ground, but they can't even find bombs by dragging their feet? Jeez Louie! Bombs? Next thing you know they will be over in Iraq losing track of $61 million dollars with Halliburton.}

HOW~by Darlene Fitzgerald

Ocmulgee levee problems subject of scheduled meeting today

'This Old House' heads to New Orleans

Backward Glances~New Jersey fundraiser for New Orleans Musicians Musicians' Clinic

WWOZ~GAMBIT~NOLA TONIGHT

3 Ring Circus Presents Michael Hornsby

Happy Birthday Russell Baptiste! Party Tonight at the Maple Leaf~10pm

Soul Rebels at Preservation Hall~8pm

Satchmo: My Life in New Orleans

To France and back with Galactic

Boogie Fever

Boston Grooves 4 NOLA

Magazine Street

'12th Day' Book Reviews~Chasing Ray

Photography Workshops In New Orleans This Winter

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Mardi

LRA poised to distribute rebuilding cash

State's surplus expected to double

Survey: Recovery aid has support

Busiest time since Katrina set to hit New Orleans
{editor notes~our city seems to be getting too busy repairing herself~while at the same time hosting the rest of the country's celebrations of sports, music, art, food and breasts~to worry about giving voice and venue to well-rehearsed Bipartisan Election Commission On Presidential Debates (BECOPD) propaganda, eh?}


Neighborhoods in flux as N.O. weighs redevelopment

Audit: Road Home should improve handling of homeowner disputes

Raid Conducted in Katrina Attorney Case

FCC Ruling May Spur Generator Demand














Across our nation, Saturday is being called 'D-Day'~Public housing debate inspires threats of arson
{editor's still, childlike, Bourgeois Nievete wonders~will we someday make it into the D-Day Museum?}

Liptrap's Lament~The Line

Demolished~A New Orleans Tale

The Money Pigs Are Moving Forward (and the haters of poor folks) Demolition of the Day~Gentilly Girl

The Reconstruction Party: A New Political Development

Katrina’s continuing damage

Valued policy case appealed

Officials Could Care Less About the Poor in New Orleans

Red Cross in Red Hot Seat Again: 100 Woes~Kirby Sommers

Snitch~Your Right Hand Thief

This is a big one’ — Midwest braces for ice storm

Washington State Politicos Announce Levee Relief Funding

What Happened to the 8/29 Commission?

Where is Libby on Katrina Recovery?~Elizabeth Dole's inaction on a key housing bill is worsening skyrocketing homelessness problem.


Dennis Leary Foundation Video
{editor duly notes~Unlike City Leaders and NOPD, The New Orleans Fire Dept Did Not Run. They Did Not Hide. They held the line, which was constantly rising beneath a scene of buildings burning in standing water in the dark dark dark. Without any way to fight the fires, they protected and served whomever was within reach. No lie. I saw it with my own lyin'eyes!}

Kermit Ruffins at Bullets Tonight, Vaughn's Thursday

WWOZ~GAMBIT~Nola Tonight

OZ Swamp Shop Grand Opening!

Bob French
{editor's oh'so humble opinion~this man deserves a seat at the right hand of Satchmo.}

Two-step twirls in the street~People Get Ready

Chronicles of Katrina~Coast Guard Corpsman's experiences inspire book on disaster preparation

True stories from Katrina, and how to keep your pet safe during a disaster

New Gutter Twins Bio at Sub Pop


Sassoon