
Chris Rose~30 years of Tipitina's mojo, magic, madness and tralala
Weather Stalls Most New Orleans Parades Friday
Rain easing as Saturday parades begin rolling

But look at all the smiles!


Shangri-La~Uptown 2:00 p.m.
Sparta~Uptown 6:00 p.m.
Pegasus~Uptown 6:45 p.m.
Caesar~Metairie 6:00 p.m.
Chocktaw~Gretna 11:30 a.m.

Adonis~Westbank 12:00 p.m.
Olympia~Covington 6:00 p.m.
Mona Lisa & Moon Pie~Slidell 7:00 p.m.
Tee Caillou~Chauvin 12:00 p.m.
Aquarius~Houma 6:30 p.m.
New Orleans Mardi Gras Krewes in order of appearance
Money matters
Sold!; Deja vu for Amato; Going to the dogs?
Lawyer disputes Broussard's liability in storm
FEMA going forward
Editor cringes at such picayune journalism~HS director Michael "Jack" ChertOff cites a new, streamlined, nimble, 97 page "living document" (his words)~~not to be confused with the more famous and legally superseding living document, the US Constitution.
Editor continues to wonder why the TP forgets to ask any salient questions of its sources, like for example: what control will the Governor of Louisiana have over our National Guard troops not in Iraq?
Or, what roll is played and under whose command are Private Security Contractors,

Why coddle these people? They are Not our elected officials. They are Forking Icehole Somnamanabish, NeoCoward, TransFriedmanesqual, Syllodomite Corksucker Machiavelli-wannabeeeeezzz, who left us to drown like rats in the City That Care Forgot. Remember 8/29. Do we, The People, face down our God'damnNation or do we just assume the position, faced down, of 'those in charge' without continuing to demand answers of 'those who made the calls' on the Crucifixion of New Orleans?
I agree with Noble Bro'Mon Ashley that we should turn our backs, face the sunrise, face the rising tide and secede Sinn Féin!
Screwing Katrina Victims Once Again~Scott-O-Rama
State of Mississippi steals Katrina survivors' money~Caribbean Lioness
Former President and First Lady Continue Legacy with 25th Annual Habitat for Humanity Carter Work Project in Gulf Coast
Tell the networks to make Gulf Coast rebuilding the top topic in the presidential debates
N.O. embarking on road work bonanza
Schools streamline application process

"Cajunization" invents a new kind of Cajun surf music fusion~Twilightzone
Coco
Robicheaux
11pm at Apple Barrel
Frenchman Street
Ratty Scurvics and the Invisible Gambling Jews~10pm at the Hi-Ho Lounge, 2239 St. Claude Ave.
WWOZ~GAMBIT
Editor contribulates~If you think this stinkfish came from Harry Shearer you must remember that truth is often stranger than satire, which is what makes him such an avatar of both. So while yer'Arrant Editor does cop to a degree of Bourgeois Nievete when it comes to stepping in and out of it, even Harry would not put so much effort into a fake website to back up such a Schlemeal'n on'da Camino Irreal.