Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Mardi

Louisiana Lady Republican Rising Star Audra Shay "schools" Young Republicans on Facebook
~about the difference between a "Coon" and "Cracker Honky White Trash".
“You can cover cyanide with chocolate, but you still can't call it candy.”~respondeth Lenny McAllister, author of the upcoming Diary of a Mad Black Proud Young Conservative.

~Editilla Gotta Ax~

You can enjoy a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof,
but you still can't call it pussy?
What is it with these Republican Bitches? The Men? The Women? They all Bitches! What is up you all wit'dat? Even angry Blacks in this partay lay their genitalia out to dry like raisins in the sun?
What could it be that is kinkin'up these arguably kinkiest of the kinky new kank of Grand Old Preverts? Magic? Who'doo? Bad Tuna? Satan got their tongues?
Or Maybe... just maybe'baby... YES!
They are baaaack thank you very much:
Masqued E'vinga Screw'doo Dolls!


Congressman Cao Changes Tune
~SaveCharityHospital.com


Biotech Industry Falling Apart?
~We Could Be Famous


The Fastest Growing Forgotten City in the U.S.~Paul Greenberg

"We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers. "~Library Chronicles

Dictator Louisiana Governor Jindal Or Bobby The Mature?
~Stephen Sabludowsky


Sen. David Vitter (R-Pamp) mentoring other political bad boys~New Orleans Levee

Nasty smell covers area
~Dave Cohen

A foul smell has descended on much of the New Orleans region this morning. Officials say it isn't dangerous, but people report getting light headed and nauseated.
The St. Charles Parish Emergency Operations Center identified the source of the odor as Ethyl Acrylate.
Workers at the St. Charles Parish EOC told WWL First News, "Dow had a unit... get upset". (?) (Like, agitated? Piqued? Punked? Peeved? Perturbed? Prone to tantrums? Petulant?)
It released a bad odor. It is non-toxic. It's non-hazardous.
It's not dangerous as far as we know right now." (Oh, flatulent.)
~Editilla wispa'willas~If this is how an Upset Unit behaves theeen'uh we betta'hope we don't get the thing really pissed off!
~Some Hahnville, La. residents can't go home.

Ammonia leaks from Cytec plant
~Equipment failed after power outage

Seattle students put down roots in South Louisiana~Nikki Buskey

The 20th Annual Breakbulk Transportation Conference

Can I Get An Organic Sno-Ball Wit'dat?~Mommy Greenest


LaGrange buyouts just another chapter in rebirth of stubborn town~Brent Engel
~LaGrange, MO —LaGrange is reshaped by each battle with the Mississippi River.It’s a give-and-take war that’s been an accepted fact of life since Godfrey Le Seur set up the first trading post in 1795. Now, another make-over looms as the community awaits flood buyout offers.

Florida Keys Managers To Relax Evacuation Policies

Essential Information Elements for a Culture of Preparedness - Transboundary Crisis

Can National Public Radio kiss China ASS any Mao'purty?
~Editilla gets all Pop-Eyed'N'Sentimental~
NPR continues to roll out the Cultural Red Carpet for the world's favorite oppressive capitalist Borge regime, Communist China. Yes, that is right. The same junta thugs who wrote the book on Disaster-burial Public Relations and also brought the world cyber-cropped and lip-sunk Olympics, Total Internet Censorship, Tibet and Tienanmen Square Massacres, Uighur oppression, Burma oppression, Religious oppression, Political oppression, Business oppression, depression oppression, anti-freeze cough syrup and over 80% of the world's vitamin-C, poison pet food, global pollution, North Korea, WuMart and Walmart are being continually marketed by NPR as an Actual Cultural Phenomena. OK, so these Commy Poltard bastards are like any other nursery school Staff Infection right?

New Wave Brass Band adorns streets of İstanbul with New Orleans jazz

Future Of Music Coalition Artist Retreat, New Orleans, Part 1
~Scott McCaughey


Mid-Year Reviews:
Everything Old Is New Again
~Home of the Groove


Composer Mike Rihner's
'New Orleans Suite' with GNOYO at Carnegie Hall

Monday, July 6, 2009

Lundi

New Orleans's economy gets mixed reviews, the best of times or worst of times?
~Jacketta White

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times;
it ws the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness;
it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity;
it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness;
it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair;
we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way."
~Charles Dickens

It's Monday... got slabbed?

Corps of Engineers Increases Risk in New Orleans, threatens to put the Lake back in Lakeview
~Editilla Notellas~"Almost" does not cut da'muster.
This flaccid editorial by the Times-Picayune comes 5 Days after the crime, and refers back to this article in Thursday's Print Edition <--which was published without comments section, contrary to the usual practice with T-P/Nola.com articles.
Since we have yet to get a straight answer from Nola.com regarding overwhelming evidence of Corps Infiltration of that media outlet, we must presume collusion between Corps OPPPR (COPPPR) and the T-P Editorial board to delay and manipulate the news that the Corps had planned all along to stuff Pump Option 1 up our Outfall Canals.
~More Corps Risk-Building here
~More Corps Risky Buildings here: The DOD-IG is probing allegations that the Army Corps of Engineers accepted a $28.7 million headquarters building in Kabul, Afghanistan, with leaking pipes, sinking sidewalks and unusable bathrooms, according to documents and congressional testimony.
“The only way you could physically approve it is not be physically there,” said Michael Thibault, chairman of the Commission on Wartime Contracting.

Corps of Engineers, New Orleans District to Implement Dataforensics

Homes rebuilt in flood-struck Lakeview display gutsy individuality~Stephanie Bruno
~The failure of the 17th Street Canal floodwalls sent a tsunami of floodwaters through the sprawling neighborhood, submerging lower levels of homes for weeks. And though many homeowners have chosen to renovate, salvaging traits of the pre-2005 Lakeview, others sold to the Road Home program or simply demolished and started anew.

Repairs To Streetcar Cables Will Be Hurricane-Proof ~WDSU

First direct international flights set for takeoff at Armstrong
~Scott Satchfield, WWL


Crescent City Hack

Losing Louisiana?

Mourning the Iowa River,
New Orleans style
~Chris Curtland

~Six pallbearers carried a casket through the rain, on July 4th, to the tune of “When the Saints Come Marching In,” followed by a herd of umbrellas.
They held a New Orleans-style funeral for the Iowa River,
ranked as the third-most polluted river in the U.S. in 2007 by American Rivers, a national conservation organization.
The funeral was held by Save The Iowa River (STIR)
Photo~Rachael Jessen / The Daily Iowan

Tiny Houses on Tiny Islands

Houston Roller Derby Skates New Orleans Running of the Bulls

Yo-ho-ho: A spirited collection of 1,000 bottles of rum finds a home in Broadmoor
~Karen Taylor-Gist


Rum 101: Rum In The USA (Pt 1)
~RumDood.com

~When most people think of spirits in the United States, they think of Rye, Bourbon, or Tennessee Sour Mash - the Holy Trinity of American Whiskey. What they don't realize is that another spirit has defined the US - and pretty much the entirety of the Western Hemisphere - almost since Europeans first set foot on the Western side of the Atlantic Ocean.
That spirit, of course, is rum.

LadyFest set for Nov 4th, 2009!

Iowans digging jazz with a Latin accent~Adam Salazar

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Samedi

Odd Bits of Life in New Orleans

Dear America, Have a Happy Birthday!~Gentilly Girl

Beer + Gunpower ~NOLA-dishu

Struggles to rebuild in Lower 9 continue~Bill Capo, WWL

Fourchon beachgoers:
swim at your own risk
~Dee Dee Thurston


Porn actress must move to state by Tuesday if she's serious about beating off contenders to stand opposite Senator Diaper Dave Vitty-Cent Vitter (R-Pamp)

~Porn actress and possible politician Stormy Daniels has more stops today on her "listening tour," as she tries to gauge Louisiana voter interest in her as a senate candidate opposite David Vitter.

Pitt not eligible to run for Mayor

New deductible rules address multiple hurricanes
~Ed Anderson


A President Breaks Hearts in Appalachia~Robert F. Kenedy Jr.
~Mountaintop removal coal mining is the worst environ- mental tragedy in American history. When will the Obama administration finally stop this Appalachian apocalypse?
Mining syndicates are detonating 2,500 tons of explosives each day - the equivalent of a Hiroshima bomb weekly - to blow up Appalachia's mountains and extract sub-surface coal seams. They have demolished 500 mountains - encompassing about a million acres - buried hundreds of valley streams under tons of rubble, poisoned and uprooted countless communities, and caused widespread contamination to the region's air and water.


Sierra Leone Refugee All-Stars feeling at home in New Orleans
~Molly Reid


Keith Spera's Trick Bag

Seminar focuses on the business of hip-hop, R&B
~Alison Fensterstock

Friday, July 3, 2009

Vendredi

Antoinette K-Doe's daughter and friend officially reopen the Mother-In-Law Lounge with a really big show
~Alison Fensterstock

~Volunteer to Help
~"I want to keep the Lounge open because it was my mom's dream. There's no fame involved, it's just a place for the community - and the musicians - to come together." ~Betty Fox
~Special thanks fo'da Photo: Liquid Sunshine

Northshore residents grill corps on flood protection
~Susan Edwards, WWL


FEMA to pay bigger share of Terrebonne, Lafourche hurricane bills
~Daniel McBride

State moving on appeal for Charity money~Jan Moller

Up their sleeve or in their briefs – State Farm comes up with another Eddie Haskell motion ~slabbed
~And for our friendorillas in slabbernation...


Malt '{}' Meal Fears Sarah Palin!
~Serial Recaller Malt-{}-Meal Co. is voluntarily recalling anyone that pines for instant nonfat dry milf that may be contaminated with sarahpalin.

~Editilla's New Fav Not-New Blog Find

I CAN LEARN
– But Can I Get it Together?
~John Paul Marat


San Fermin in Nueva Orleans
will be celebrated from July 10 - July 12, in the French Quarters,
featuring an Encierro on Saturday, July 11, at precisely 8:00 a.m
~Official Merchandi$e

Burlesque 101
~Burlesque 101 dance classes were started by local burlesque dancer, New Orleans native, and former ballerina--Bella Blue. These classes are designed to teach anyone, with or without dance experience, the fine art of classic burlesque.

New Orleans’ Women Uniquely Highlighted in Ford “Freedom’s Sisters” Exhibit

New Orleans Museum of Art to Present Skylar Fein: Youth Manifesto~artdaily.org

Batiste family brings music class to RSD school~Rob Nelson

Keith Spera's favorite Essence
~Will old friends join Lionel Richie?



Special thanks~Daily Dish

Happy Birthday Pete Fountain!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Jeudi

Corps of Engineers Chooses Inferior Pumps Plan, Option 1
Refuses Congressional Mandate
to Protect New Orleans
--instead increases City's Risk!
~M. Schleifstein, S. Grissett

~According to the environmental report, (379 page pdf) the existing floodwalls along the canals inside the new pump stations "would be maintained in their current condition and would not be reconstructed" --even though the corps has concluded that water levels must be kept no higher than half the walls' existing heights.
Critics have slammed the idea of double pumping as unnecessarily risky during an emergency. Instead, they pushed for the corps to build a single all-purpose pump station in each canal that would operate 365 days a year, allowing the S&WB pumps to be decommissioned.
Also rejected in the report were alternatives that would have pumped water from parts of Metairie to the Mississippi River instead of into the 17th Street Canal, and would have pumped some water from the London Avenue into the Industrial Canal.
The corps decision was immediately criticized by U.S. Sen. David Vitter, R-La., who has been vocal in his support for a more comprehensive alternative, including pumping to the river.

Dangerous pump vandalism continues around the parish

~Nikki Buskey


New Streetcar Lines Are A Fantasy~YatPundit

CenLamar

Tenants vie for public housing
in redeveloped St. Bernard complex~Katy Reckdahl

~Before Katrina, the development was home to 963 public-housing households, which paid monthly "HUD rent" up to one-third of their income. By comparison, the first phase of Columbia Parc includes 466 apartments, but only 157 will be subsidized public-housing apartments where rent is based on income. The remainder will be 149 market-rate apartments and 160 "affordable" tax-credit units that target moderate-income households, charging rent significantly higher than that faced by public-housing families.

Blacks, Latinos share similar experiences in post-Katrina
New Orleans~Chicago Defender

~African-Americans and Latinos living in New Orleans share remarkably similar experiences and are willing to work together to bridge differences according to a new study released last week by Oxfam America and Dr. Silas Lee & Associates.

Duplex by Frank Gehry
for Make it Right~Dezeen



~
The new designs, unveiled yesterday, are for multi-family dwellings and follow the range of single-family homes unveiled in January last year.


"Brad Pitt for Mayor" tee shirt featured on national television
~Storyville Times

~H/T~Louisiana Now

Brad Pit for Mayor?
~The New Orleans Levee

~Pitt, the actor and friend and part-time resident of New Orleans, would neither confirm nor deny for The Levee his intent regarding the growing grassroots campaign under way in the city to draft him to qualify by Dec. 11 to enter the Feb. 6 mayoral primary. However, a woman who answered the phone at their home identifying herself only as “Angie” and claiming a close, personal knowledge of his activism, addressed the “Brad Pitt for Mayor” effort.
The Levee obtained the phone number through Pitt friend and the newspaper’s senior writer, ChaCha Pitoulas, who starred with Pitt in the New Orleans-set “Interview With A Vampire,” with Pitoulas portraying the little girl vampire Claudia.
“I can tell you Brad loves New Orleans. After all, a river runs through it,”
she said.

Larry Flynt To Run For Mayor Of New Orleans~Editilla O'rilla d'Aphasia
...on the beat off the record!"
[dateline: Flint, Michigan]

~One-time Presidential candidate, free speech activist, beaver enthusiast and inventor of "The Wheelie! Protective Cup", Larry Flynt announced today his intention to run for mayor of New Orleans.
But why announce in Flint, Michigan?
"Well, I like the name recognition." says Flynt, in Flint.
"People often call me a skin-flint. And also, everyone knows how Flint starred in Michael More's first movie. What a lot of people don't know is that Michael starred in one of my movies back in the 70s and worked for me as a cub intern early in his career.
That's right. Where do you think he first learned the secret ins and outs of hidden-camera blackma—errr'ah, I mean, documentary film making? But does he ever remember to mention who gave him his first shot, who broke him in, showed him the ropes, taught him how to struggle, how to behave, how to say 'yes please, Mr. Flynt, may I have another?' Does he ever think of me when palms his little Oscar? Nah! What a pig."

When asked about his reasons for leaving a lucrative position at the head of such an Ostentatious Pornography Potentatency (OPP) to try to run the city of New Orleans, arguably the least lucrative work in the OPP business, the Master'Baiter had this to say, "Leave this? You gotta be joking. But hey, did not Nagin prove that you don't have to actually "live" in the city to be elected mayor, much less show up for work? Plus I already have a Hustler Club down there on Bourbon St, which would save the city a bundle on office space, secretaries, VIP "conference" rooms and Congressional lays --errrah, I mean, liaisons."

Larry Mack went on to further expoundulate upon his new fetish for Louisiana politics, "New Hell! I've been making butt'loads of money off of Louisiana politicians for years. It’s just lately that I didn't even have to pay any money up front. Wish I'd'a figured that one out sooner, like when I was opening my club. Jezuz'Judaz! Now THAT cost a porkin' tub-0-grease! But it turns out to be a much better return on investment this way. Yeah, there's the cost of the occasional lie detector tests, but that's what, 150 bucks? Chump change. That reward money I used to entrap, errr'ah, I mean…ensnare Sen. Bob “Make a” Livingston? It all came from donations! I swear! Every penny. Really. It's true!
And get this, the magazine revenues generated by that one 'outing' paid for a lot of my girls to finish high school—errr’ah, I mean college, let me tell you. I swear! Every penny. Really. It's true!
And this guy Vitter? Aw man, what a gold mine!
I can’t beat 'em off with a stick!"

Finally, I asked the the Porn King and Potential Potentate if he wasn't at least slightly afraid of another hurricane striking the city, and his plans for evacuation, given the current mayor's sad state of preparedness and his own evacuationally challenged modus ambulatus. "You are kidding right?", rasped Flynt,
"Why, I've been shot out, laid out, blacked-out, black-mailed and priority-mailed. I've been rolled, bowled, doled, trolled, pimped and gimped. I've had my chest shaved. I've had my legs shaved. Wanna see my butt? I've even had my butt shaved! And don't ask me about wax jobs. I've been whipped, dipped, stripped and tipped. I've had midgets walk all over my back in gold lame‘ and purple rhinestone spiked heels while drinking gatorade and laughing like cute little tiger'fans. I'm so bad my mama had to ask permission for me to attend elementary school. My daddy used to beat me over the head just for lookin' cross'eyed. You think I'm gonna be afraid of a little old hurricane? Damn Right! But I have a plan. A big plan. Big big big. We'll market New Orleans as, get ready, you're gonna love this…we'll get Fox to do a cop show, right? Name it: "Hustler & Blow", about a white chic/black guy team, where she's not really a chic and he's not really a cop or black but a caramel'colored, not from Louisiana either and needs a blow job every couple of hours to stay focused... Anyway, I'll be long gone before any of you suckers even think about calling the mayor with your problems. Evacuation Esshhmaculation! "
Campaign slogan anyone?

Sharks seen in Livingston Parish

Artist Jose Maria Cundin talks about his new work~Chris Rose

New Orleans jazz trumpet icon Kermit Ruffins on BBQ
~David Pescovitz


Teacher's master work was sharing her love of music
~Jim McNally

~In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, former music teacher Mercedes Tucker Stamps made Statesville, NC her home.
In a small book about her life, subtitled "A Public School Teacher's Contribution to New Orleans Music History," Mrs. Stamps, 83, recalls former students who would would play influential roles in New Orleans' jazz scene and in other spheres of music. Many more would become music teachers themselves.
One of her younger students that first year at Gilbert Academy was 12-year-old Ellis Marsalis Jr. "Even when he was young, he was good," Mrs. Stamps said. "He was almost as good as I was." Photo by Regan Hill

Ponderosa Stomp Curator Ira Padnos Joins Terence Blanchard for Summer Scoops Live ~Movement

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Mercredi


~"Though they try to crack my bone,
this blood they spill is running home."
Special Thanks~Andrew Sullivan


More than just a few bad apples at the Corps?~A guest editorial by an Army Corps of Engineers senior project manager attempted to frame some incidents of bad behavior at the corps as the handiwork of a few frustrated folks. Disturbingly, there is much evidence this behavior is far more than the antics of a few.
~Call Sen Landrieu 589-2427 & urge a Justice Dept investigation of Corps of Engineers
~Assistant Secretary of the Army / Civil Works
~US Army Inspector General
~US Office of Special Counsel
~Editilla rips a pilla~in this, our sacred public commons, the forces of evil masquerading and their ilk no longer have the deep cover to smear us with that time-dishonored tactic of the Corps of Engineers when dealing with New Orleans:
that of Peeing down our leg and telling us it was Katrina!
We can thank Jon Donley --former editor in chief founder of nola.com, combat journalist, web consultant, milker of goats-- for THAT!

T-P Editorial Board, New Orleans Business Council Miss Mark On LSU-Tulane Impasse
~SaveCharityHospital.com


Gov. Bobby Jindal vetoes state support for New Orleans Adolescent Hospital~Jan Moller
~Child-Governor and one-time Exorcist Bobby "Brady" Jindal today used his line-item veto authority to cut $14.2 million that the Legislature earmarked for the New Orleans Adolescent Hospital, which means the Uptown mental hospital is likely to close by Sept. 1.

Jindal signs bill to reimburse Dr. Anna Pou~Gov. Bobby Jindal has signed into law a bill that doles out nearly $457,000 to pay some legal fees for Anna Pou, a doctor accused of killing patients stranded at a New Orleans hospital after Hurricane Katrina but who was never indicted.~Related reading

Cleaning House~M. Perrone

Fat Humpday Slabbazboard

New Orleans is the nation's fastest growing big city
~Dave Cohen, WWL


Heritage Foundation & Solar Energy?~Richard, Metblogs

150 scrap vehicles, up in smoke

New $50 million hurricane research center: a bad idea
~Jeff Masters


EPA Posts List of 44 “High Hazard Potential” Coal Ash Waste Impoundments

Appliantologists Swarm Neverland, Search for Buried Treasure and... Appliances
~The festering minions of
Appliantology have descended upon the secret gardens of Neverland,
out back by the dumpsters,
in the guise of morticians on steroids. These Catamites of Camp'out, who arrived en mass yesterday with heavy construction equipment, denied any knowledge of buried gold, insisting instead they came to "prepare the grounds, lest this King's body be lain cracker-jacked in the back yard like a common hamster". Riiiiight!


Did you miss the Louisiana Book Festival? Author book talks now on DVD~Susan Larson
~Also~'Professor Arturo' Pfister brings his poetry home to New Orleans

Tales of the Cocktail hosts a group blog~Todd A. Price

Fourth of July events in the
New Orleans area~Karen Gros

~19th Annual GO 4TH ON THE RIVER will feature
Entertainment and the Dueling Barges Fireworks Extravaganza.

Roosevelt opens its doors to guests~Don Ames, WWL
~On July 31, legendary clarinetist Pete Fountain will take the stage at the Blue Room with jazz clarinetist Tim Laughlin. Together they will bring back the kind of star entertainment that once made the Blue Room one of America's premier night clubs and supper clubs. The event will include a champagne reception and dinner, with music to follow.

More Reasons Why We
Luv New Orleans
~casa de Charlotte della luna


NOLA RISING in NYC!

Arlyn Jimenez~ Encontrando Nueva Orleans
~Canary is honored to present the first solo show of original metal sculptures by Dominican Republic born, Arlyn.
Opening Reception is Saturday, July 4th, 6pm-9pm
329 Julia Street, New Orleans, 504-208-3882

Rebel~Chris Bonney
~H/T~Repaired-Skull Bob

Jon Cleary, John Scolield Funkin'Up Europe

Lady Te, K'Jon Hit the Stage as New Orleans Opens da'Essence

Ani DiFranco~Ryan Lappi




~My instinct is to support what’s good, rather than continuing these uphill battles.
I was just at a big festival on a panel and there were some people speaking very disparagingly of Obama — that he’s just cow- towing to the Republican agenda, that he’s so disappointing.
And instinct is, ‘Jeez, ok, so who is the answer? ‘He’s there. He’s listening. He’s open to new ideas, so let’s educate him. Let’s build on this forward momentum, to support everything good that’s happening rather than staying in these patterns of major criticism that kind of zap us of our energy and our momentum.