Fake Journalist J.E. O'keefe Tagged as Passion-Child of L.H. Oswald!
~Despite Jonathan Tilove's best efforts to paint this pusillanimous double'think fish'punked loser as an actual journalist, ie reporter, people in the article's comments are all a twitter about the resemblance of this bastard to the patsy in Dallas.
But Mr Tilove, just because this fakir went to college doesn't mean he has the Chromosomal Dexterity to connect Y to Y.
"Let us rock the foundations of academia and challenge the thrones that have for too long indoctrinated us about our world and the context in which we live," O'Keefe wrote in his opening piece of the Centurion inaugural issue. Sounds familiar...
This is your brain on Mein Kampf. Any questions?
All the human culture, all the results of art, science and technology that we see before us today, are almost exclusively the creative product of the Aryan. This very fact admits of the not unfounded inference that he alone was the founder of all higher humanity, therefore representing the prototype of all that we understand by the word "man." He is the Prometheus of mankind from whose shining brow the divine spark of genius has sprung at all times, forever kindling anew that fire of knowledge which illuminated the night of silent mysteries and thus caused man to climb the path to mastery over the other beings of the earth . . . It was he who laid the foundations and erected the walls of every great structure in human culture. ~Adolf Hitler
Either way he gets the 3 name treatment reserved for insane patsies. Lets call this one: James Elmer O'keefe! J.E.O.
Lee Harvey Oswald or Jefferey Lionel Dahmer? You tell me.
~"Lee Harvey, your're a wild man! When you and your friends took that cow, and made it with that cow.... I want to party with you! But me and you together - forget it."
~Bill Murray

~Editilla gonna get Passion-evil on this Fool's Ass and say we thinks he looks more like Serial Cannibal Jefferey Dahmer? Put a mustache on him, call him Dirty Boy.

Fake 'Journalist' touted 'project' before Landrieu phone-tap caper

I'm really sort of thinking that we ought to just boycott
~Library Chronicles
~Also~ #WHO'DAT Say You Gonna Cease and Desist?
~Also~The NFL will kill your grassroots fandom

Don't Call Me Shirley! FYYFF Fuckmook of the New Year!
~Former NBA player Paul Shirley posted a long column online in response to the earthquake disaster in Haiti in which he criticized Haitian citizens and said he won't donate to relief efforts.
"Dear Haitians," he wrote, "First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded. As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it’s possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?"
He also asked what's being done to prevent this tragedy from happening again, using New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina as an example.
"We did the same after Hurricane Katrina," he said. "We were quick to vilify humans who were too slow to respond to the needs of victims, forgetting that the victims had built and maintained a major city below sea level in a known target zone for hurricanes. Our response: Make the same mistake again. Rebuild a doomed city, putting aside logic as we did."
~Editilla Needless Sayaz~Oh yeah, we gonna be holding the door for this one when he goes to meet his maker in Hell.
Then we gonna get Passion-evil on his Ass.

Obama to New Orleans: Recover Without Us~Harry Shearer

State of the Union~Citizen K

Corps of Engineers PR meeting tonight in Kenner on their Debris-contaminated Levees

Corps making Levees.org pay for info we’re entitled to see!
~Editilla Raisin'Hella~ The Corps' Public Affairs Hack Ken "Doll" Holder, whose salary is Tax-payer funded, has already charged levees.org considerably for less than half of their Freedom Of Information Request (FOIR) for Information that we have already paid Taxes to create, to wit: the Spin'filtration and Image Laundering of PR firm Optimal Process Partners.
Now Ken'doll Holder wants We The People to pay even more money for something for which We The Tax Payer have already Paid! We have already paid Ken'doll Holder for Corps Public Relations, we have already paid OPP for Corps Public Relations.
Sooo, why do We The Tax Payer have to Pay AGAIN for Information that we already own?
This Unbelievable Hubris on the part of the New Orleans District Corps of Engineers amounts to Double Taxation Extortion.
What we really need to know is if Ken'doll Holder is going to sit on his ass for another 6 months before obeying the Law and Honoring our Legal Rights. Here is this pig's phone number: 540-542-1531 and email: ken.holder@tac01.usace.army.mil
--so everyone can give this flak'hack a call, ax him WTF'UP?
--and you can tell'im Editilla Sent'Ya!

Political landscape changing in 3rd District House seat
~Michael Davis
~A palette of issues divides the candidates and not all are simple. From coastal erosion to oil and gas, the 3rd District is "...at the tip of the spear," said Maj. Gen. Downer. The general has served as a liaison for nearly 300 trips to storm damaged areas in Louisiana for members of congress, ambassadors and state and local officials. "I understand the social and economic impact [these issues can have on the parishes]."
Ravi Sangisetty matched Maj. Gen. Downer's thoughts on the issue of coastal erosion. "[The voters] know political games and partisanship won't reform the Army Corps of Engineers to get them off of our backs so we can save our vanishing coast and get real protection from hurricanes for all of our coastal communities," added Sangisetty in the release.

Draft coastal restoration plan issued~Amy Wold

State awarded $475M, yet still cannot build new hospital?
~SaveCharityHospital.com

Judges panel: Feds owe La. for Hospital~Marsha Shuller
~$474.7 million set for new LSU hospital in N.O.

New Orleans mayoral candidates divided over plans for new teaching hospital (and Charity)
~David Hammer
~Editilla Notellas~We added the word Charity to this lede, after realizing that the Nola.com, Advocate and other major regional media outlets, except (ironically) NO City Business, refer to a "New Teaching Hospital", or specifically to LSU --never saying "Rebuilt Charity Hospital". We really didn't catch this anti-Charity Bias until this lede from Kaiser Health News: Federal Panel Awards Almost $500 Million To La. To Replace New Orleans Charity Hospital, and here from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

Barkus to roll Game Day 1PM!
~New Orleans Pet Care
~Barkus Goes Tailgaiting: "The Dogs Go Barking In"
Because of Super Bowl XLIV and its importance to the citizens of New Orleans, Barkus Parade will roll one hour earlier!
The 2010 Parade starts at Orleans & N. Rampart promptly at 1pm and proceeds on the new 15-block route through the Vieux Carré, stopping at the VIP Reviewing Stand at Good Friends Bar, corner Dauphine and St. Ann, where VIPs (and those who desire to be VIPs) will toast the Royal Court. The Pawty (before, during & after parade) at Orleans & N. Rampart is open to all at no charge to hear the music and see the sights! Edibles and potables available.
Orleans & N. Rampart opens to all at 10:30am and is the staging area for the parade participants.

Two More From Toussaint
~Home of the Groove