Saturday, May 1, 2010

Samedi

Attorneys general from five Gulf Coast states to discuss oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico
~Editilla gotta Axe~So do they plan to seize all BP assets? Everything down to the handles on every gas pump, trucks, offices, OIL RIGS? Well? Seize All BP Assets until this is over?
At least confiscate their Passports?

Oil Spill Liability Trust Fund

The oil slick, which resulted from the accident at the Deepwater Horizon rig in the Gulf of Mexico, lingered near the Mississippi Delta on May 1, 2010.
~The environmental whistleblowers at SkyTruth, which debunked earlier lowball estimates from the government and BP, said the spill will top the Exxon spill by the end of the day Saturday. Federal point man and Coast Guard Admiral Thad Allen didn't dispute the calculations of MacDonald of SkyTruth, but said "any exact estimate is probably impossible at this point."
~Editilla pointillas~That is because Admiral Thad Allen has lost credibility already and is Blowing Smoke Up A Monkey's Ass to make us look away from the Finger making the Monkey Dance.

‘This is our Chernobyl’, says Sierra Club~The Mississippi Sierra Club called for more federal aid today to address the threats from the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. At a news conference, senior regional representative director Louie Miller compared the oil spill crisis to the 1986 Russian nuclear power plant disaster, stating “This is our Chernobyl.” The organization is calling for the federal government to send help immediately to deal with the crisis.

Hey Everybody! Don't Miss Obama vs. Leno at White House Correspondents' Dinner Tonight! Oh Snap! Next stop: Oilville
~Will His'O'ner drop some'O'dat Slick Humor? Ha Ha Ha
~Will Leno try to put a Little Oil on his chances in Congress?
~Will Michelle point to her watch and say "Baby, Slime Waits for No Man. It's time to go to New Orleans."
Gentle'rillas are Crying to Know! Stay Tuned to your AQI!

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