Thursday, October 6, 2011

Gulf Coast Ecosystem Restoration Task Force offers to bribe Louisiana with carrots
~The America’s WETLAND Foundation (an industry funded lobbying group) praised the report for bringing Louisiana’s coastal land loss to national prominence. “We have been through numerous federal administrations where making the case for the restoration of valuable wetlands in Louisiana has been all but ignored,” said foundation Chairman King Milling (who funded 80% of the coastal destruction with oil exploration loans through his Whitney Bank). “Through the efforts of many, Gulf Coast deterioration is now a national concern, where agendas are forming to bring solutions to a crisis situation.”

The New Orleans-based Gulf Restoration Network, however, attacked the report for not recommending specific restoration projects. “Where are the measurable goals and outcomes for the restoration agenda?” spokesman Aaron Viles said in a news release. “Where will the money for specific projects come from? How can we be sure that restoration decisions are sound if there is no requirement for independent scientific review and a Science Advisory Committee?”
~Editilla Notellas~ We would've linked to AWF but their url is suspiciously almost exactly like the following coastal science group GRN. Making your URL exactly like your competition's is an old Public Relations aggregation trick from the days of signage.
America's Wetlands is funded by the vary industry which has destroyed South Louisiana, which in turn was financed for the most part by the group's chairman King Milling's bank. When such well-funded PR Machines play-act as grass roots activists you get ASTROTURF.

~Photograph of wetlands damage from the MRGO, by Quinta Scott: wetlands blogger photo-archivist, fine art nature photographer and big friend of Louisiana and your New Orleans Ladder. Please also see her post: Ecosystem Restoration: The Upper Mississippi and the Louisiana Coast, Studied to Death

Defend Our Coast, Defend Our Culture
Join us for an evening of great discussion, food, and music to benefit GRN

Oil spill may be causing infertility problems ~Disenfranchised Citizen

Voice of the Wetlands Festival Oct. 7-9
~The eighth annual Voice of the Wetlands Festival is scheduled for Oct. 7-9 at Southdown Plantation, 1208 Museum Drive, Houma. Admission is free.
~Other fall festivals across South Louisiana

Aaron Bennett is busy ingratiating himself: Stephanie Grace

Xanax and Highballs~American Zombie
Link
Almost half of Louisiana schools fail

Thousands in improperly documented Nagin-era charges foul city’s 2010 audit
~Ariela Cohen, The Lens


The New Orleans Levee: The Last Word in Ridiculous for the Last Five Years
~Notes on New Orleans.net


Mississippi River 9th Ward Film and Arts Festival hoping third time will be a charm

Putting the K in Oktoberfest~Gambit

Short Order Reviews~Blackened Out

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Fraud in Corps of Engineers? No Way!
~Hat Tweet @theharryshearer

Probe sought in Army Corps of Engineers bribe case

Lee Zurik Investigation: Corps gives controversial contractor $51M in work
~At least one public agency defends the hiring of a government contractor who’s been paid tens of millions of your dollars. While the company Benetech has made millions of public dollars, it has run into problems on much of its work. We’ve been trying to get an interview with Benetech owner Aaron Bennett for months. Three weeks ago at the airport Bennett refused to respond to our questions.
~Hat Tweet~US Atty Jim Letten has issued bills of information against Jiff Hingle & Benetech's Aaron Bennett. Up on blogofneworleans.com soon.
~Also~Plaquemines Sheriff 'Jiff' Hingle to resign~WWL


Corps' Seabrook Floodgate Delays Affect Local Business~WDSU

New Orleans North
~FoodMusicJustice.com


Superdome: "Lord won't you buy me, Mercedes Benz"~American Zombie

Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk: Its the silly season ~Slabbed

Ken Feinberg’s next modification…
~Disenfranchised Citizen


Companies that participated in oil spill cleanup aren't immune from health claims

~Hat Tweet Lizzie O'Leary~RT : The fed gov releases its plan to restore the Gulf ecosystem, post-BP (and decades of other abuse):

Graffiti writer turned legitimate muralist frustrated by gray overpainting
~Doug MacCash


Deutsches Haus plans move to Bayou St. John~Rebecca Mowbray

Winesday~Blackened Out

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Nalco…not just following orders…
~Disenfranchised Citizen


Four arrested in Corps of Engineers bribery and contracting scam~Hat Tip~ Sandy Rosenthal

Corps of Engineers: an Equal Opportunity Shell-Game Racket~After raging waters devastated farms, homes and livelihoods along the Missouri River this summer, the Missouri Corn Growers Association is calling on the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to immediately reallocate funds to rebuild damaged levees. "Despite their ongoing claims that flood control is the No. 1 priority of the system, the corps continues to state money is not available for levee repair and isn't expected for some time," noted MCGA CEO Gary Marshall. "Meanwhile the corps has millions of dollars at their disposal for other river projects that further jeopardize flood control."
~Editilla wilts like a point'setta~ We really hate to keep bringing this up buuuuut the Corps of Engineers are, well, basically fucking liars who work for higher bidders than the American Taxpayer. They want a new expensive huge flood control structure at the Bird's Point levee breach they caused during their recent flooding project. They will wait out these measly farmers to get what the Corps wants. And from whom will this bell toll? They work for subsidized corporations like ADM and Con Agra, Tyson... the list goes on as these are the Stakeholders who've benefited the most from our Federal Infrastructure. The Corps doesn't give a Rat Fink's Ass for some Corn Growers Assn. Ha! Those people just pay taxes. The larger Engineering Problem lies in their lies about the whole system in the upper Mississippi. It is designed to Get Product Out, not protect stupid farmers dumb enough to've bought the con to grow corn for ethanol. Missouri farmers are shat outta luck and small fry in a bigger cookout.

The hurt from Corps' Flood bridge blockade remains incalculable~Jarvis DeBerry

Orleans Public Defenders Office sues Sheriff Gusman over visitation at OPP

Comment Bump: Bill "Wimpy, Jr." Loiry prices his new snake oil
~American Zombie


Yes I agree Benetech needs a good probe. A 24 inch speculum should work nicely for the job ~Slabbed

Occupy Wall Street ~Thanks Katrina
~Hat Tweet the Pun~A contributor to 2nd Harvest Food Bank, I'm concerned about hooking onto their good hard work

$27.1 million Claiborne Avenue drainage improvements contract is awarded

Kenner built 4 sewer stations with key components vulnerable to flooding

Harvesters dispirited by white shrimp catch

White Shrimp Season Not Too Shrimpy ~Bayou Woman~Hat Tweet @captainswallow

Iceland, Terrebonne could become partners


Prune-hibitionists~Blackened Out

'Mr. Okra' documentary to screen Wednesday at free outdoor NOMA event

A Sneak Peak at 'The Music Box,' Where Sculptures Form a Symphony
~Brad Rhines, NOLA DEFENDER


WWOZ Membership Drive!

Sunday, October 2, 2011


The conservative case for saving the coast ~Bob Marshall


Insurers win as post-Hurricane Katrina/Federal Flood issue is resolved~Rebecca Mowbray

PWALLY Mostly True Stories, Part II

She is also our Corps Illustrator: The Masqued E'vinga!
You can find her littered all over your New Orleans Ladder. Without her pictures cutting humorous satire across our blog, yer ho ho homble Editilla's angry ass woulda surely ended up in da hoosgow. Not only do we love her for steppin into it with da Ladder, I've purchased a group of her Chicken Paintings (like the one at right: Hamburg Chic) for Editilla's House of Piety! I'd link to them but would rather our Gentle'rillas go and enjoy pecking down her Facebook page to see all her other paintings. Polly also writes wonderful short stories under the blog name PWALLY, from whence come these great little books.

Swamp expo shows off culture

Saturday, October 1, 2011

In 1840, New Orleans was America’s third-largest city. Today, it’s 52nd
~The Economist

~NEW ORLEANS has been taxing demographers since the day six years ago when Hurricane Katrina burst the city’s levees, killing more than 1,000 people and setting off the greatest diaspora in recent American history.
~Editilla Rotellas da Velvetta Bidness News~ We are continuously repugnatized by journalists who still use Katrina Shorthand to miss-frame and misreport the cause of our city's devastation 8/29/05. Yet is with a more burrish chagrin that we find the Economist still sliding this spit-ball public relations propaganda. You'd think Economists would know better, that they would know the facts about our Federal Man Made Disaster. You'd think that BIDNESS PEOPLE would consider the liability and redress which They would Seek if Their BIDNESS had GONE UNDERWATER due to MISFEASANCE by the Corps of Engineers.
Such slipshod tar papering of the truth leads me to question the veracity of the whole article.
Perhaps The Economist actually (actuarilly) represents the Insurance and ReInsurance industry. Maybe they're just lying for the Industry so that our Flood Premiums in any man-made disaster anywhere in the world will remain high and tightly controlled.

Corps of Engineers loading towns with unfunded federal mandates

And now a word from Harry Shearer…

Gorgeous Vintage Maps of the Mississippi River’s Path Over Time
~Hat Tweet ~Also~ Long pic of all the maps laid out together! ~Pruned

Is Avondale’s owner sabotaging possible sale of the shipyard?~Mark Moseley, The Lens
~Photo courtesy of The Gamit!