Thursday, May 27, 2010

Top Kill Success Reports by fey
BPPR Cmdr Thad 'all hand' Allen
CONTRADICTED

~Coast Guard Lt. Commander Tony Russell said Thursday reports that fey Admiral Thad BPPR Allen, who is overseeing the operation, had called the procedure a success were incorrect.
He said Allen said that the flow of mud was stopping some of the oil and gas but had a ways to go before it proved successful
~LA TIMES~ Reporting from Houma, La. —Engineers have stopped the flow of oil and gas into the Gulf of Mexico from a gushing BP well, the federal government's top oil-spill commander, U.S. Coast Guard Adm. Thad Allen, said Thursday morning.
~WWL First News~"They've stopped the hydrocarbons from coming up," said National Incident Commander Thad Allen. (Listen too)(Does Thad work for BP yet or what?)

Obama brings in his Daughter to illustrate BP Oil Fail... are we forked or what!

Coast Guard approves building one part of state barrier island plan at BP expense
~Corps approves more, but says state must pay for that part in typical Disaster Capitalists Fashion of Bastard Big Business Gimp Lackey Weirdo Horse Shit.
Editilla Calls a Spade an Edge in our Forehead~
Come one, we face catastrophe and yet the Corps of Engineers sees the perfect opportunity to screw us on several projects, not just this one. Notice how they slam the Flash Ads on Nola.com. Notice how they now proffer Option 1 over Option 2. Where the hell is our New Mayor Mitch'mo? Who can protect us from these friggin'Pirates on Leake Street? Who'z watchin'out for NOLA?

All Ova da'Place: Believe Who???
~American Zombie

~Editilla Crucifixionellas~Success My White Ass!
I don't see where anyone should let up of one goddamn second on this catastophe. These mfkrs need ot GO TO JAIL DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT $200,000,000 IN DIVIDENDS!
This is as profound as when they Gassed 6 Milion Jews!
How much culture needs to die before this will rate as a...
GODDAMNED HOLOCAUST????

Elizabeth Birnbaum QUITS Under Pressure: MMS Director Is Pushed Out After Gulf Spill
~Still No Word on Deep Sixing BPPR Fey Admiral Thad 'All Hands On My Deck' Allen

NOAA's forecast: a very active, possibly hyperactive Atlantic hurricane season ~Wunderblog

Defend Ivor Van Heerden:
Call to Action ~Beyond Katrina


Bayou Child...gen'rally speaking
Boudreaux, him, one night he went out to de bar to drink wit’ his frinds. He didn’t come home dat night. An’ not de nex’ night either. Finally, his wife Clotile tole her friend Marie.
“Clotile,” says Marie, ” you need to call de sheriff an’ file a missing person report on Boudreaux.”
So Clotile called the sheriff’s department. They asked for a description.
“Mais,” says Clotile, “he’s 6′2″, muscular, blonde, blue eyes, an’ he treats me like a queen.”
After Clotile hung up de phone, Marie says, “Clotile! why you said dat? You know Boudreaux is a little ol’ fat bald brown-eyed coonass wit’ a bad temper.”
“Yeah,” says Clotile, “but if dey bring me de guy I tole dem about, Boudreaux, him, he can STAY gone.”

Despite oil spill woes, many Louisiana seafood festivals will go on~Molly Reid

Dawg Days~Little Queenie
Coast Guard says 4 oil-cleanup workers fall ill~~Daily Comet says 9, including some from Lafourche Parish

Plaquemines Fishermen Ask Who's In Charge, Federal Gov't or BP ~Courthouse News
Editilla Poor Ed Stanton, the Apollo 13 meme didn't work either! hahahahaha thanks for covering this #BP #oilspill y'all. Next? Trojans? in reply to TheLensNOLA

Why This is Obama's Katrina Moment--Literally
~Harry Shearer

~Editilla Rotellas~Actually, we are beginning to think of this man-made catastrophe as "Obama's 9/11", in that both Presidents disingenuously over-reacted to disastrous effect --while, even worse, squandering the moment to lead our nation unified by its collective experience of unbelievable tragedy.

Recent oil sightings in four coastal Louisiana parishes
~Jeff Taverner and Keith Cascio, center and right, of the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries rescue a trapped and oiled pelican on an island near Grand Isle on Tuesday.
Several birds were rescued Tuesday and will be rehabilitated and returned to the wild.


Terrebonne proposal to use parish money for barriers fails ~Fox 8 ~Hat Tweet~ kareng
~Levees.org: N.O. still not ready for a hurricane
~Lee Zurik: Levee board member resigns

NASA Satellites' View of Gulf Oil Spill Over Time-lapse

BP's Photo Blockade of the Gulf and Oil Fail~As BP makes its latest attempt to plug its gushing oil well, news photographers are complaining that their efforts to document the slow-motion disaster in the Gulf of Mexico are being thwarted by local and federal officials—working with BP—who are blocking access to the sites where the effects of the spill are most visible. More than a month into the disaster, a host of anecdotal evidence is emerging from reporters, photographers, and TV crews in which BP and Coast Guard officials explicitly target members of the media, restricting and denying them access to oil-covered beaches, staging areas for clean-up efforts, and even flyovers.

Shaking a fist at Monkeyfister
~Karen Gadbois, The Lens


Gulf Tides: Monitoring BP's Drilling Disaster
~Gulf Restoration Network


Jean-Michel Cousteau on BP Oil Disaster: We are All Responsible, Stop Talking, Take Action

Ending States’ Rights to Pollute? ~The Seminal

BP’s Nightmare: Obama Could Nationalize Oil Cleanup Effort

BP spill eclipses Exxon Valdez, says government~The amount of oil spilled by BP Plc's blown-out Gulf of Mexico well has eclipsed the 1989 Exxon Valdez disaster, and could be flowing at a rate nearly four times BP's recent estimates, according to findings of a U.S. government expert panel released on Thursday.

Jim Brown on the Louisiana’s dependence on petro-dollars ~slabbed
And now a word from our Sockers on Sop'n Chickens!
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~Streetcar hit dump truck at Arabella
Interesting juxtaposition don't y'all think? Jus'sayin...

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Mercredi

No Federal Takeover of BP Oil Fail, O'Pines, Branded BPPR Mouthpiece Fey Thad Allen... The Manchesterian Candidate

Take punitive action against BP now~Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré
~It's interesting how many people have swallowed the BP public relations' bait to call the explosion from Deepwater Horizon oil rig the Gulf oil spill. We need to call it what it is: the BP oil spill. The federal government needs to take control and take punitive action against BP and any negligent government regulators immediately.
As a concerned citizen, preparedness speaker and author, and former commander of federal troops in disaster response, I watched with interest as BP brought out its big PR guns to protect its brand and its platoon of expert engineers, paid by BP to talk about how it happened and how they intended to fix it.

~Editilla gotta axe~ WTF does State's Rights mean? Our Ragin'Cajuns know where every Valve is on Every Pipeline laid in Louisiana. 30% of America's Oil, Let's Roll! Let us establish our State's Rights, Governor Jindal. It is Past Time to understand what Louisiana Means! Appoint Honore' as Commander and let's take over this Problem and Protect our State!

~On May 24, 2010, the Advanced Spaceborne Thermal Emission and Reflection Radiometer (ASTER) on NASA’s Terra satellite captured this false-color, high-resolution view of the very tip of the Mississippi River Delta. Ribbons and patches of oil that have leaked from the Deepwater Horizon well offshore are silver against the light blue color of the adjacent water.
Vegetation is red.

Jindal, others bash BP and federal government over oil cleanup efforts
~Gov. Bobby Jindal watches Wednesday as Mary Matalin raises a hand she dipped in oil from Pass a Loutre.
Calling Gulf of Mexico oil spill containment efforts by BP and the federal government "too little too late," Gov. Bobby Jindal said today the state is taking more matters into its own hands.

Oil spill hearings: BP man on Deepwater Horizon rig refuses to testify, says he will take the 5th

Blog for Birds Day 2: We Have Pelican!~We're gonna adopt some birdies.
~Hat Tweet~ erster

Art Linkletter, TV Legend, Dead At 97~NPR
Oil coating Lake Chien's marsh in Terrebonne Parish
~HOUMA~ Oil is coating parts of marsh grass in Lake Chien off the coast of Pointe-aux-Chenes, the farthest-inland area impacted in Terrebonne Parish so far.
~Alaskans paint sobering picture of oil-spill aftermath

Lafourche Parish’s eastern wetlands protected from oil
~Bayou Child


Cleanup workers report illness

Scenes of frustration
~Karen Gadbois, The Lens

The Pelican~Horatio Algeranon
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped an oil-drenched pelican of the Saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Expedite just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this piteous bird now-dying turned my former fright to crying
By the foul and stinking nature of the coat of tar it wore,
`Though thy wings be soiled and caved-in, thou,' I said,
`art sure no raven.

Ghastly grim and ancient pelican wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the pelican, `Nevermore.'

Mama Bleeding Blues ~NOLAFemmes

Geaux Home'boy Jim Carville!
~Hat Tweet~
NOLAFemmes

It Ain't My Fault!
Special Thanks~ Alejandro de los Rios, Gambit

Monkeyfister grip on Top Kill Vid
~TheOilDrum Live comment thread on the video link from the ROV monitoring the damaged riser http://su.pr/2UuKMY #oilpocalypse #BP #oilspill #peakoil
~Oil_Leaks BREAKING ABC HAS: 8 Different CAM Live Feeds of #Topkill in progress: http://digg.com/d31SDCp?t #boycottbp
~kareng Yes, the Top Kill equipment really does say "Kill" http://bit.ly/aoiDuA #oilspill

Does This Look Like a Drop in the Ocean to You?~EDF

What would a hurricane do to the BP Oil Fail?~Jeff Masters

Oil Gives Corps of Engineers Hurricane Concerns

3,700 ready to respond, corralled under armed guard
~They’ll tell you where they’re from, but otherwise they won’t comment — the hundreds of men and women who’ve been brought in to the Mississippi Coast to work on the BP oil spill.
They’re well-schooled on not talking, and each of the major deployment sites has a makeshift security-guard stand.
At BP’s “north staging” area, one of two near the industrial area off the east end of Ingalls Avenue in Pascagoula on Tuesday, the Sun Herald was greeted by an armed security guard wearing a Taser and a local police department shirt who said, “Nobody comes by here who’s not authorized. That’s all I can tell you.”

BP Like Fish in a Barrel
~Jeremy Alford, Gambit


Civil fine in BP spill could be $4,300 a barrel

BP runs full-page ads in major newspapers defending its oil fail response: “We have taken full responsibility”

Experts have their doubts on well's design~Engineering plans for the thousands of feet of pipes and joints, which BP filed with federal regulators prior to drilling, made the well particularly susceptible to a major accident, a number of industry experts say.
The design left an unobstructed path for highly pressurized natural gas to reach the wellhead should safety systems fail.


Coast Pipelines Face Damage as Gulf Oil Eats Marshes?
~National Geographic

~Looking for all the world like $ signs, or junk needle tracks,
a vast network of pipes and platforms is woven into these wetlands, and the BP Oil Fail could literally expose them to potential ruptures and wreckage, experts say.


BP Alaska pipeline shuts in on spill ~The Trans-Alaska Pipeline, partly owned by BP, shut down on Tuesday after a crude oil spill, drastically cutting supply out of Alaska's oilfields.

Why This is Obama's Katrina Moment--Literally
~Harry Shearer


Interview with FSU Oil Ecosystems Oceanographer
~FatLadySings, BPI


N.J. monitors path of BP Oil Fail

Coast Guard Fey Leader Quits... but remains to manage BPERPR
Frustrated Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser Calls Out Fey Traitorous US Coast Guard Commanders, Leadernots

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'The Plan Is to Let Us Die,' says
St. Bernard Parish Parish Pres.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Mardi

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Donald Clark, Newellton, LA

Stephen Curtis, Georgetown, LA

Blair Manuel, Eunice, LA

Gordon Jones, Baton Rouge, LA

Roy Wyatt Kemp, Jonesville, LA

Karl Kleppinger Jr.,Natchez, MS

Dewey Revette, State Line, MS

Shane Roshto, Liberty, MS

Aaron Dale Burkeen, Philadelphia, MS

Adam Weise, Yorktown, Texas

Jason Anderson, Bay City, Texas


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BP-idled Cleanup Boats Delayed Over Lack of Authority, BeePCEO Tony Coward: Talk to the Hand!
~Sandy Davis

~BeePCEO
Tony Coward
asks members of the media to step back Monday as he walks along Fourchon Beach in Port Fourchon.
Back! he bays,
Bloody Press!
A fleet of boats under BP’s control sat idle this weekend as Jefferson Parish officials begged for the company’s help when a thick brown slick of oil threatened to enter two passes leading into Barataria Bay. BP officials in Grand Isle told Chris Roberts, a Jefferson Parish councilman, and other parish and city officials they did not have the authority to order the boats into action. “They said they were waiting for some direction from their people in Houma,” Roberts said. “But they never got it.”
Oil poured onto and past Grand Isle. But the boats never moved, Roberts said. Finally between 4 p.m. and 5 p.m. Saturday, parish and city officials decided they could not wait any longer.
“We commandeered the boats and brought them out to the area where they needed to be and got things moving,” Roberts said.
Editilla sayz: Sinn Féin, Louisiana.

BP'S Shocking Memo
~Daily Beast

~A document obtained by The Daily Beast shows that BP, in a previous fatal disaster, increased worker risk to save money.
Are there parallels with the Gulf explosion?


BP now saying "top kill" on well could be delayed again~Hat Tip~KG
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BP will cut video feed for top kill, congressman says
    Seize BP.org
  • New Orleans, La: Sunday, May 30, 1-7:30pm @ Jackson Square, French Quarter
  • New York City: Friday May 28, Flash Protest, 6-6:30pm, Houston St. @ Lafayette Park
Transocean Can’t Cap Spill Liability, Lawyers Say

BP Oil Fail could spur consolidation: banksharks

Lafourche Parish Receives $1 mil from BP~Bayou Child

Gulf Tides: Monitoring the BP Oil Drilling Disaster ~GRN

iRobot UUV is monitoring gulf oil spill~Researchers in the Gulf of Mexico have deployed Seaglider to locate and monitor large clouds of dispersed oil droplets believed to be at depths of approximately 700 meters (2,296 feet). Seaglider can provide up to 10 months of continuous operation, and data can be transmitted via satellite several times each day to anywhere in the world using an Internet-connected device.

BP / Gulf Oil Spill - 39 Million Gallons And Growing~SkyTruth
~The MODIS / Terra satellite image of the Gulf taken yesterday (May 24, 2010) is a relatively cloud-free look at the ongoing oil spill in the eastern Gulf of Mexico. Areas covered by oil slick and sheen are marked with a solid orange line. Areas where we think there may be slicks and sheen, but our analysis is of lower confidence, are shown by dashed orange lines. All together, slicks and sheen are possibly covering as much as 28,958 square miles (75,000 km2). That's an area as big as the state of South Carolina
It's Day 35 of this fatal incident. Our estimated spill rate of 1.1 million gallons (26,500 barrels) per day, now on the conservative end of the scientific estimates, leads us to conclude that almost 39 million gallons of oil have spilled into the Gulf so far.
~Editilla Plays Hella~New Game! Compare this BP Monster to the size of each of our States as it grows ever larger to engulf the entire country! Next, God Fearing Texas? Soon, Been-there-done-that-and-still-have-ruin-to-show-for-it Big Alaska?
And the BP Coast Guard's Fey Thad "All Hands On My Deck" Allen says Bow to the Queen? Yoooohohoho!


Little change to 90L ~Wunderblog

Gulf Coast chefs, fishermen fight tide of misinformation

BP Oil Spill Nightmare May Impact Chesapeake Seafood

N.J. monitors Gulf oil spill in case slick reaches East Coast

~Federal Fisheries Closures May 25, effective 6:00pm EST

“Humor is everywhere, in that there’s irony in just about anything a human does.”
~Alex Woodward Gambit

~Explore an underwater oil rig in the Aquarium’s Gulf of Mexico exhibit — the largest exhibit at Audubon Aquarium of the Americas.


Coast Guard should not get too cozy with BP ~Stephanie Grace

Boats moored by the BP oil spill, a long-threatened community of black fishers fears for its future
~Brentin Mock, The Lens


Gulf region MMS employees accepted gifts, food, tickets at oil and gas company expense
~Mark Schleifstein


GREENPEACE activists arrested in Port Fourchon

~THIBODAUX~
Port Fourchon Harbor Police officers arrest a Greenpeace activist that climbed aboard the Harvey Explorer offshore service vessel this afternoon in Port Fourchon.
The seven envir- activists were arrested at Port Fourchon today after boarding an offshore service ship and painting messages protesting drilling in the Arctic Ocean.
The group claims the vessel, which is owned by New Orleans-based Harvey Gulf International, is leased to Shell and is preparing to depart in support of drilling off the Alaskan coast this summer, which environmental groups have opposed.

The seas connect us all, Tony Coward: A letter to the editor

How the Oilspill Can Affect Your Health ~NOLAFemmes

Louisiana Fishermen Helping in Spill Cleanup Report Getting Sick

Alaskan residents visiting coastal Louisiana
~The residents and the visitors will share common concerns about coastal land loss and the impact on community ecosystems from oil contamination.
All will participate in an annual conference about socioeconomic research on coastal systems, hosted by the LSU Center for Natural Resource Economics and Policy, Thurs in New Orleans.
~Editilla Crowtellas~LSU's Gets Barrels of BP Funding.

White House in Denial; Public Wants Real Action on BP Oil Disaster NOW ~FDL

Tab Benoit When a Cajun Man Gets the Blues
~Georgianne Nienaber

~The Louisiana Delta, shorelines and marine sanctuaries from Grand Isle to the Florida Keys are in peril, but the men and women profiled in this article are not giving up. New roots singers have joined with their voices. Sadly, this account will not be "outdated" for decades to come. - GN

Birds call to me, they call, they call to me, they call so deep.
I gotta feel it all no time for sleep, no time at all.
When they call they call to me. They call so deep.
I gotta feel it all no time for sleep, no time at all"
PHOTO BY TED JACKSON / THE TIMES-PICAYUNE
~A brown pelican struggles to fly with a heavy coating of crude oil near Cat Island in eastern Barataria Bay, Monday, May 24, 2010. The vast majority of the other pelicans on the island seem protected by a double and triple layer of boom material.

Helpless Victims of the spill
~Thanks Katrina


Zoos and Aquariums on Oil Alert

Slideshow: Gulf Wildlife in Peril From Oil Spill ~EDF
~Kemp’s ridley hatchling: The rarest of sea turtles

A catastrotree falls in the forest?
~Horatio Algeranon

~Sometimes that
~Which you cannot see
~Turns out to be
~A catastrophe.

Oyster moves to The Lens
~Your Right Hand Thief



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Monday, May 24, 2010

Lundi

Fourchon vid~American Zombie
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Updated 3 TIMES - Deepwater Horizon appears to be erupting from seabed ~PhotogHog

~Hat Tweet~
NOLAFemmes

Demand Action~Hat Tweet~kareng

Sinn Féin Louisiana! E Pluribus Oilum

Despite AG’s position, Corps says no decision made on creating dredged islands
~Brentin Mock, The Lens

~Editilla yeahwellas~ Why do I get the feeling from the Corps that they are turning their backs on a done mob hit?
Their reticence here strikes me as thicker than simple Gall, lower than the coolness of a freshly dug grave.

Government can't push BP aside from 'Mob Hit' of Louisiana, Fey Thad Allen of Coast Guard cries while President Obama, EPA Pine for Testicular Fortitude
~"To push BP out of the way, it would raise the question, to replace them with what?" Coast Guard Commandant Thad Allen, who is heading the federal response (and backing up his ass) to the British Petroleum Jelly Spill, whined at a White House briefing.
~Editilla Blows a Wella~ How'bout we replace BP with... Your Ass and 15,000 lbs of high explosives in the bored hole?
Shouldn't this Admiral be the one Stepping Aside? Stand Down?
Or whatever they do with Commanders when They Lose Their Nerve, Quail in the Face of the Adversary?
I don't believe I have EVER seen a US Military Commander BOW DOWN SO LOW --and I have seen some snakefarm mtfkrs at the Corps of Engineers. Hey Fey Thad! Are you like that British fop who bent over for Hitler? What's his name? Neville Chamberlain!
You are Double Rear Admiral Chamberlain! Not Funny!
I don't care what this loser's earned career USED to be. He has LOST IT ALL, all respect, all command. Gone, like the coast of Louisiana which he is admitting that he cannot defend. I cannot believe this. I'm just a little guy, not the big Admiral who is supposed to do the deal... you know defend the country. However, like most Americans, once we realize the unthinkable that our Commanders Have Lost Their Balls we hear the call.
I was in the NO Flood, know what is coming next, will deal with it.
This ain't gonna be fun and this time it will hit everyone.
Where is Honore'? Can somebody get Russell Honore' on the horn? How much room does the US Constitution give us to defend ourselves? Well, I bet we hear that from our own state Gov's AG.
But where does that leave our Nation, now that the Commander in Chief is admitting out loud in public that he has handed the family jewels to a preternational corporation? The Fucking British for Goddamn Sake! Jeez this is embarrassing and ignoble punk.

Administration Offers Conflicting PR Messages On BP Oil Disaster ~NPR

As BP Oil Disaster wears on, blame is finding its way to the White House

BP ill'gotten gains expected to invest Even More in LSU for dispersant research BWAHAHAHAHA!
~Editilla also wondered where they got all those robot submarines: SERPENT (Scientific and Environmental ROV Partnership using Existing iNdustrial Technology) is a unique collaboration between the oil industry and the world of science. Since inception in 2002 by founding partners National Oceanography Centre, Southampton, Subsea 7, BP, and Transocean the working partnership has grown steadily to include a number of worldwide organisations including a large number of academic institutes, the latest being LSU (Louisiana State University) School of the Coast and Environment.

LSU Hawking "Spill Go-To Guy"
Next Up: David Letterman Show

In a fit to distract from the Bad Publicity over their being sued this week for the Wrongful Termination of renowned coastal scientist and hurricane herollero Ivor van Heerden --complete with the Judge unhesitatingly issuing a Physical Restraining Order against the university-- LSU seems intent on Swinging Out the Counter-PR! Ashley Berthelot, science and research editor for LSU Media Relations, said her office has been inundated with requests for interviews with Ed Overton. “He’s the guy,” she said.
“The international media are coming to LSU researchers to explain this situation, which shows we have internally renowned experts.”
On Monday, Overton is scheduled to be a guest on “Late Night with David Letterman.”
Oh now that will be so fun! What will LSU do to Overton if his research leads him to another Big Funding Source: BP?
Faggetaboutit.. given his own deptartement's funding sources. (Please search "Sponsors Alphabetical")
How'bout MMS: $13,283,730 or Corps of Engineers: $392,494?
Now we start to see why scientists like Ivor van Heerden make Industry Think Tanks like LSU such a nervous dull boy.

MATTHEW HINTON / THE TIMES-PICAYUNE
~A Roseated Spoonbill, top right, pelicans, and heron fly over a Pelican covered with oil, bottom center, from the BP Oil Fail in our Gulf of Mexico in Barataria Bay Sunday May 23.
~Editilla cries~Look at all of them in the background.
Why don't they fly away? Because they're nesting. The one to the right of the oiled pelican is sitting on eggs, their next generation. That one won't have another. They cannot leave because Louisiana is their home and they were in the middle of living it.
Please notice the Pelican in flight grasps a stick in its beak... still building its nest... Pelicans just don't know how to bow.
We want to post pics of our favorite birds before they are gone.
This is going to get harder to watch... but we must as we have no more choice than our friends who will die.
You know LA once lost our Pelicans. They were gone until Florida gave us some chicks which were hand fed until a viable brood could work. Alas, this monster is going to Florida too. BP=Death.
But, did y'all outside of Louisiana know that they were on the Endangered Species List until LAST YEAR? Our beautiful fanciful State Bird was finally off Death Row! And now... this is worth dragging those limey bastards through every street in New Orleans and Acadian naked, tared and feathered -and only then after we've gotten mid'evil on they assets for a while. I mean... really... this is what they used to do to White Haired Pirates.
And I'm not kidding. If they come to town grab them, take'em to the bayous, pull them through their oil until their eyes match the withered frightened gaze of our friends in the picture above.

BP / Gulf Oil Spill - Satellite Images Show Spreading Slick ~SkyTruth
~The MODIS / Terra image taken on Saturday, May 22 shows oil slick and sheen covering 16,538 square miles.

Major Change Down Below.... Live Blogging the Spill Cam
~Monkeyfister

Louisiana Sinn Féin!

Five years after Katrina, the return of disaster capitalism?
~Karen Gadbois, The Lens

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Anarchy on the Louisiana coast as furious leaders defy BP and Coast Guard
~AudubonMagazine.org

~The president of Saint Bernard Parish, a buff bald man whose domain lies east of New Orleans, spoke next.
“The lesson learned by Katrina, Rita, and later, Gustav and Ike, is if we wait, we will die,”
he said. “I don’t have a crystal ball, but if I were a betting man I’d bet the plan was to let us die, then come back and do $75 million worth of cleanup.”
“Either the Coast Guard has to side with its American citizens and protect its communities,” he continued, “or it has to side with a major world corporation named BP and betray American citizens.”

~Heartbreaking raw AP video of two major pelican rookeries now coated in crude
~Hat Tip~Georgianne Neinaber
~An oil soaked pelican takes flight after Louisiana Fish and Wildlife employees tried to corral him on an island in Barataria Bay just inside the the coast of Louisiana, Sunday, May 23, 2010. The island, which is home to hundreds of brown pelican nests as well at terns, gulls and roseate spoonbills, is impacted by oil from the BP Oil Crime. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

LA Attorney General Buddy Caldwell tells Corps of Engineers state has emergency powers to build barrier islands
~Caldwell advised Lt. Gen. Robert L. Van Antwerp, commanding general of the Corps, that under the U.S. constitution the federal government does not have the legal authority to deny a state the right to conduct such emergency operations to protect its citizens and territory.~Caldwell sent letter Sunday night on Louisiana's position
~Jefferson Parish Emergency Managers, Sheriffs Dept. Commandeer 40 BP-Hired Boats left idle by BP behind Grand Isle as oil pours towards Barataria Bay

Louisiana Parish Prez Nungesser Uses Words Criminal, Jail In BP Oil Spill Crises ~Bayou Buzz

More oyster areas closed
~State authorities closed 11 additional oyster harvesting areas along Louisiana shores Sunday in a precaution against oil that has spread farther west of the Mississippi River.

Fishermen grow wary as lawyers swarm after spill
~Louisiana Weekly


Barbarians are at the gates:
~Slabbed peeks inside the world of shareholder derivative lawsuits as we take a closer look at Transocean and the disaster in the Gulf

Lest anyone think we should just sit, play nice and not Seize and Nationalize All US BP Assets remember the Exxon Valdez

The White House, Big Oil, and the “American Power Act”
~Coto Report


Nuclear Power Has a Friend in Heads of Obama's Oil Gusher Commission~Kevin Gosztola

Whistling tunes they hide in the dunes by the seaside
~American Zombie


Protesters bare nearly all at BP's Houston office~Protesters, some wearing cowboy boots and little else, took to the sidewalk outside the U.S. HQ of BP Plc on Monday to "bare the truth" about the giant oil spill that is threatening an environmental disaster for the Gulf of Mexico.

Oil spill educational website announced~In an effort to provide educational tools and up-to-date information on the oil spill Louisiana has been battling for the past three weeks, the Louisiana Department of Education has posted an Oil Spill Educational Resource Guide on its website.

Corexit: Dispersant Or Destoyer?

Venezuelan experts in Cuba due to Gulf oil spill

Please help counter BP News PR!
~This from a badly misinformed columnists at NJ.com (which also owns Nola.com btw): "As I noted in prior posts, a bit of balance on the part of the media would do wonders. Yes, it's bad to have thousands of barrels of oil loose in the Gulf."
~Editilla Notellas~ We adjusted our rage against the machine with this one because this author has turned out to be one of those rare gems who actually work the comments section of his posts. (The way Harry Shearer used to do at Huff Post before the Merit Badgers took over. Harry's still there but it isn't as often and the Badgers seem to be the ones moderating his comments. I swear it feels like a freaking Facebook Glory Hole Scout Jamboree). Anywayz, I'd jumped the gun on including him with the lying fuck'wit BP PR Mouthpieces that are showing up all over the country in the News Media downplaying this disaster.

The Gulf Oil Spill Help Center Begins Fishing Camp Owner Initiative In The BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill Disaster ~America's Watchdog

Fake BP Twitter Account Draws Followers With Oil-Spill Satire
~A Twitter user with an account dubbed BPGlobalPR is posting satirical entries about the massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico — and already has more than twice as many followers as BP America’s actual account. With posts such as “The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: They are now extinct. #bpcares,” the stream of tweets from the account is long on dark humor and subtle outrage at BP’s actions.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Dimanche

Transocean to (finally) hold memorial service for the Deepwater Eleven ~NOLAFemmes
Also: DeepwaterHorizonCondolences.com
BP=Death
~Mississippi Gov. Haley Babar and his wife, Marsha, on Friday taped their part of a commercial to promote Coast tourism, which has faltered since the BP Oil Fail.
Babar's message: "The Mississippi Gulf Coast is open for Biz."
Crews shot video in Hancock, Harrison and Jackson counties for the $15 million advertising campaign bankrolled by BP.

TheNewsBlotter
RT @denhamatl: Who does BP follow on Twitter regarding the oil spill? http://bit.ly/dyPQUW #bp #blacktide #nola #oilspill


"We are an isolated community doomed to die''

Governor Jindal Meets with Coastal Parish Leaders, Announces New Strategies to Protect Coast to Fill Void

Imaging Spectroradiometer (MODIS) on NASA’s Terra satellite on May 22, 2010. In this natural-color image, the oil slick east-southeast of the delta appears dull gray. Sediment-laden water from the Mississippi is muddy-brown.
Due south of the delta, oil-slicked water appears to brush up against sediment-rich water, although the exact extent of the oil slick is unclear in this image. ~NASA

Brockovich: BP oil damage will play out over decades~Anita Lee
~She unearthed damage to residents of Hinkley, Calif., decades after industrial chemicals polluted the groundwater there. She is watching the oil gush in real time. She has visited the Gulf Coast states, from Florida to Louisiana, over the past two weeks to listen, learn, and to advise residents they need to band together to demand answers and action.
She sees a common denominator in all the environmental cases she’s worked on since 1991. “What I believe is that the underlying root cause of all of these problems and these disasters is deceit,” Brockovich said in an interview.

More White House BP Bull Shot
"It certainly has been weeks, and the government is doing everything humanly and technologically possible to plug the hole 5,000 feet below the ocean, and to do everything we can to contain its spread and to deal with its environmental and its economic impacts. The president has told the team to spare nothing in trying to cap this well," he said, later adding: "Every bit of government has been activated to try to plug this hole," White House press secretary Robert Gibbs told Bob Schieffer
~Editilla jus'gotta axe~
Oh? Aside from abject ass'forked capitulation, what about that Legal Problem which BP Coast Guard Admiral Thad Allen keeps passing the buck to regarding what the US cannot do?
"Still, as simple as it may seem for the government to just take over, the law prevents it," Allen said.

How do we FIRE BP Mouthpiece Coast Guard Adm. Mary Landry?
~"So far, oil has washed up on about 65.6 miles of shoreline, about 25 of which are easily cleanable," Landry said.
~Editilla slams tongue in car door~This person sold us all out to BP in the first 2 weeks of this Disaster.
Somebody please get Rid of this BP Mouthpiece. She lied about the 1st TWO Flow estimates for her BP Beauxs, emotionally defended them at press conferences and, now that the public realizes this deceit, she wants to sound like she gives a damn.
She does NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT US and is the main person who has completely Destroyed our Trust in our US Coast Guard.

Dr. Sludgelove: Or How I Learned To Stop Junk Shotting And Love Teh Bomb ~emptywheel

Progressives Eating Each Other Over Obama's Fey Capitulation
Poor Babies! BP Spokesman on CNN Crying About Lying: "Hurt Feelings", while US Coast Guard continues to pass the buck
~Asked about comments made by Rep. Ed Markey, D-Massachusetts, who alleged BP has "lost all credibility," Dudley said. "Those words hurt a little bit."
~U.S. Coast Guard Commandant Adm. Thad Allen, also speaking on "State of the Union," said the event is unusual because "access to the discharge site is controlled by the technology that was used for the drilling, which is owned by the private sector."

BP Oil Spill and Public Relations "managed expectations"
~Eye on Miami

~From the very first, the Gulf Oil Spill has been about "managing expectations". Coast Guard Admiral Mary Landry used exactly that term in an early televised press conference about "Top Hat", the first failed intervention. "Coast Guard Rear Adm. Mary Landry cautioned about high expections for the containment system. "So, please, I have to manage your expectations and just understand that our job is not done until this well is sealed, until this well is cemented, our job is not done 'til then." (Crews prepare to take contraption to Gulf oil leak, AP, May 5, 2010)
But the way she said "manage your expectations" was inadvertently, as though reading stage notes from a scripted dialogue. It turns out stage notes are driving public perceptions about the cost and consequences of the worst environmental catastrophe in US history.
The managing of expectations continues with the appointment of a new presidential inquiry, from understated oil spill volumes published by BP to BP's CEO telling the media that next week's attempt to infuse the runaway well with heavy fluids, "Top Kill", also may not work. "Mr. Hayward said that an effort by BP to cap the well using heavy drilling fluids, a process known as "top kill" that's due to be implemented early next week, "would be another first for this technology at these water depths and so, we cannot take its success for granted." (WSJ, May 22, 2010)

BP Oil Spill revealed a dishonest, avaricious industry ill-prepared to deal with 'black swan', yet fully prepared to cover it up

Oil hits pelican nesting area in Plaquemines Parish

State ‘inside’ waters closed to fishing~Most of Barataria Bay, all of Caminada Bay north of Grand Isle, and most, if not all, of Terrebonne and Timbalier bays

Grand Isle,
Port Fourchon, Gulf-area folks: upload your photos of BP's Oil Disaster to the Gulf Oil Spill Tracker ~SkyTruth

~Louisiana Bucket Brigade

"Dutch Dikes" plan to keep oil off Louisiana coast flawed - experts

Oil officials face angry, curious residents at town-hall meeting


"All Systems Go" For 75th annual Louisiana Shrimp and Petroleum Festival!~“All systems are go,” said Lee Delaune, the festival’s director, sitting in his cluttered office in a historic house known as Cypress Manor. “We will honor the two industries as we always do,” Mr. Delaune said. “More so probably in grand style, because it’s our diamond jubilee.”

Louisiana coast's battle against drifting oil expected to last months, if not years
~Bob Marshall


Low estimate could save BP in lawsuits

Oil-spill litigation becomes issue at state level


Lawyers suing over spill differ on if being a repeat BP litigator helps

White House: Justice Dept. has been to Gulf spill

Little change to 90L; flow of oil southwards towards Loop Current breaks off from main spill ~Wunderblog