Monday, May 31, 2010

BP Chief MFKR wants life back! Poor wittle baby Tony Coward cries Alligator Tears to News Media ~Dirty Coast
~“We’re sorry for the massive "disruption" it’s caused their lives. There’s no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back.”
~Editilla Scrowtellas~Be careful what you ask for, Tony.
Somebody arrest this motherfucker, put us out of our misery.
~Special Thanks Youz~Horatio Algeranon

Bitch Please Whine Flu Spreads!
Mike Mullens, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, says the US Military isn't up to facing down this oil spill either!


Fisherman files restraining order against BP~A fisherman who was hospitalized after becoming ill while cleaning up oil in the Gulf of Mexico has filed a temporary restraining order in federal court against oil company BP. John Wutsell Jr., is asking BP to give the workers masks and not harass workers who publicly voice their health concerns.
The restraining order requests that BP refrain from "altering, testing or destroying clothing or any other evidence or potential evidence" when workers become ill.

Expose’ – Following the Corexit Money Trail~Bayou Child

BP's new method to reduce oil could temporarily increase it 20 percent~Green Heritage News

Top kill's failure means BP Oil Spill will only get worse
~"It's all lose, lose, lose here," said Rick Steiner, a retired University of Alaska marine scientist who's familiar with both the current Gulf oil spill and the Exxon Valdez disaster two decades ago. "The failure of the top kill really magnified this disaster exponentially," he said. "I think there's a realistic probability that this enormous amount of oil will keep coming out for a couple months. This disaster just got enormously worse."
~BPGlobalPR Free $25 t-shirts for @healthygulf here: www.streetgiant.bigcartel.com - shirts start shipping this week... or at least by August.

And while Phil waxes nonsensical let’s not forget to record the musings of MS’s Teletubby in charge ~slabbed
~Folks, you are not misreading the quote dutifully chronicaled by the Sun Herlad’s Karen Nelson, Haley said he trusts the Army Corps of Engineers! Gov. Haley Barbour and DMR Director Bill Walker said Thursday they trust the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers not to allow Louisiana to build any berm or sand barriers east of the mouth of Mississippi River that would cause oil to flow into Mississippi waters. Good thing you trust them Haley because no one down here does.

NOLAFemmes Guest Postess Sandy Rosenthal: Thoughts on the BP Protest
~Special Thanks Youz fo'da Photo!~dlightful

~Big Editilla T'n'Ts to our padnas at Levees Not War


LA Times Grossly Understates NOLA Protest Numbers
~Editilla Notellas~We tried tollin'em.
Sandy Rosenthal tried tollin'em. But the LA Times has Gone Fraidy'Cat and hasn't posted our comments? Y'all Toll'em Too!
So far today they haven't posted Any comments! Yikes! Meeses!
~Allen Johnson/AFP gets closer to da'flow @ 500.
Gambit said 1000. I've heard mostly 500-700. It matters.
That was a Big Crowd! Way more than just a couple hundred.

Demonstrations happening in more than 50 cities June 3 - 5

We've got disaster fatigue, doggone it: A monologue by Manuel Torres
~Struck by two man-made catastrophes in five years -- the failure of federal levees in Katrina and the BP oil spill -- South Louisiana residents have had it.

Hurricane Season Raises New Fears

Tropical Storm Agatha one of the top ten deadliest Eastern Pacific storms on record
~Jeff Masters, Wunderblog


Are we There yet?

3 comments:

Coastal Cowboy said...

Pardner just an idea but one that may just work. First off fuck them engineers and their top killin' top hatted junk shots. Them BP boys ain't nuthin' but a bunch of tinhorns.

No siree what we needs is a money shot so bring in Peter North and watch him plug that dern hole!

Remember pardners make love not pollution!

Yippee Kia Yea!

Editilla said...

Yeah You'right, Cowboy.
I think we need to get mid'evil on they Assets. Buuut...
Ain't there more animated things you cowpokes do to Limey Rustlers to make'em get in da'pen?

Anonymous said...

The teletubby in charge! Bout fell on my ass laughing when I read that. TRUE DAT!!