BP Tony Fey Hayward hives off 'toxic' Gulf spill operation to dilute anti-British feeling in US ~Guardian~Chief executive Tony Fey Hayward hands responsibility for clean-up to American as new containment cap is placed on top of leak. The surprise announcement was made during a teleconference with City and Wall Street analysts in which Hayward attempted to shrug off the personal criticism saying words "could not break his bones".
~Editilla Hivellinas~ If we aren't going to arrest him, at least take the Perp's Passport? Don't let him leave the country.
Besides, BP Adm Thad The Impaler will be pining for Tony Fey's Special Spotted Dick. His Shoogha'Daddy Gone! Poor Thaddy!

Wayword Hayward
by Horatio Algeranon
There once was a man named Tony
Whose claims were patently phony
"There's no oil below"
He said to Cousteau,
Who simply replied "Baloney!"

Oil companies tax our coast; it’s time we tax them back
~Mark Mosely, The Lens

Jindal: Glad Obama Came to Louisiana, BP Sent PR, No $ ~BBuzz

Ivor van Heerden renews effort to reclaim job after LSU hires new professor~Bill Barrow
"The court found the defendants and the alleged 'decision makers' testified 'truthfully' about the budge issues facing LSU," van Heerden's filing states. "Indeed the sworn testimony of several of the defendant's witnesses was to the effect that if the court issued an injunction and ordered the plaintiff back to work at LSU, that the College of Engineering would have to lay off and/or fire other employees." It continues: "The testimony cannot possibly be factual when the defendant then turned right around and hired a brand new faculty member in the same rank as plaintiff and even gave him tenure. ... Stripping the situation to its essence reveals the only reason: retaliation."