Sunday, July 4, 2010

BP Coast Guard Blame Boom Vandals ~Media Felon Georgianne Neinaber

---for shredding 1st Amendment Press Freedoms!
~Happy 4th'O'July to End British Tyranny and Polish Jokes!!??
Astounding UPDATE!~ This BP PR Hack, Rachael Polish, has sicked her fucking wimp husband onto Georgianne Neinaber's Huff Post Comments (linked above) to defend his Wife's lying PR Spinfiltraition Conflict of Interests! Goddamn! Can you believe this? Not only do we have to battle BP's ungodly PR Budget and BP's total infiltration of our Coast Guard...but we have to also face their Smarmy, Pusillanimous Pussy-whipped Spouses too???
Hell Yeah! I'm in! Lemme'At'em!
But where does the Conflict of Interests stop? Rachael Polish works for BP PR and yet she is allowed to Represent our Coast Guard too. Who is paying this lying bitch?

The Brand of “We” Versus the Brand of “Me”~Rachel Polish BP PROINTEL Ops
~Oh Sbap!~Behind the scenes at Ogilvy’s BP Ultimate TV ad
~Thanks to Ladder'rilla Reporter and Known Media Felon Georgianne Neinaber for filing this Annulled Vegas Wedding Pic of Admiral Thad the Impaler Allen and much younger Petty Officer Rachael No Joke Polish.
Note da'sexy blue T's! Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase PR Embed eh?

~BPGlobalPR Today, July 4th, happens to be the 76th day of this travesty. Today, we don't laugh. We reflect. We mourn. We mobilize. #WeCare
~Editilla Say'z'wellas~Somebody call Captain Kirk!

Make Levees Not War

Louisiana college students find their role in Gulf oil spill cleanup
~Matthew Albright

Oil-cleanup efforts progress in Terrebonne and Lafourche

Video: Dive into Low-oxygen dead zone found on seafloor off Alabama coast

Whoa! Is this Cool or what?
~When Hurricane Katrina swept through New Orleans in 2005, it [The Federal Levee Failure Flood] devastated the city, including the Botanical Garden, flooding the grounds in 3 feet of water and knocking over trees. As the (flood) waters receded, nurseries from around the country helped rebuild the collection of some 2,000 lost plants. Today, the garden is thriving and its renewal is a source of pride and inspiration, even as strides toward recovery remain slow throughout the city.
~Hat Tip~ Humid Beings to Good Nola!

56 Days to Year 5: A Photographic Journey ~NOLAFemmes

Tales of the Cocktale!


Horatio Algeranon said...

The Declaration of Corporate Independence

When in the Course of oil drilling, it becomes necessary for one Corporation (BP) to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with The Small People, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and fundamentally un-equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of The Small People requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Persons (and that includes corporations according to the US Supreme Court) are absolutely not created equal (and certainly not equal with pelicans and dolphins), that some are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life (yachting), Liberty (to censor photographers, reporters, scientists and others at will) and the pursuit of Happiness ($$$). That to secure these rights, Corporations are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the Board of Directors, That whenever any Form of Government (eg, Plaquemines Parish ) becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of The Big People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government (headquartered offshore), laying its foundation on such principles (maximizing profits and minimizing losses) and organizing its powers in such form (no photographers or others within 65 feet of boom or beaches or cleanup workers under threat of fine and/or jail time), as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety (minimize future jury settlements) and Happiness (maximum $$$). Prudence (The Small People and the Pentagon buy our gas), indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that Corporations are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses (from the likes of Billy Nungesser, Andersen Cooper and even Jimmy Buffett) and usurpations (Georgianne Nienaber and other photographers trying to get photos of oiled pelicans), pursuing invariably the same Object (information that might help mitigate the oil impacts -- and act as evidence in future court cases) evinces a design to reduce them (The Big People) under absolute Despotism (legal regulations in place but not currently being enforced), it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security (minimize liability).

We, therefore, the Representatives of BP plc, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the Big People of these Conglomerates (BP, Transocean, Halliburton), solemnly publish and declare, That these United Conglomerates are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of the United States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the American Clown, and that all political connection between them and the United States, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent Corporations, they have full Power to create oil volcanoes, apply Corexit, burn sea turtles alive, contract Alliances (eg, with the US Coast Guard), establish press blackouts, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Corporations may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence (and a few well place judges), we mutually pledge to each other our Lives (yachting), our Fortunes ($$$) and our sacred Honor (His Royal Heinous Tony Hayward)

Editilla said...

Lo Da'Ho!!!!!!
As per whatnots we hung this comment top lede new post for today.
Thanks Youz!

rkeally said...

I posted this on HuffPo as well:
Petty Officer Rachel Polish is my wife and she is probably going to be upset with me for posting this but I can't stand by while people make false assumptions and attack my wife’s character. My wife fights her own battles but is too professional to respond to what has been said about her on this post. I don't speak on behalf of BP or the U.S. Coast Guard. I'm speaking on behalf of my wife. 'meercat19' - your incredible sleuthing to discover that my wife's day job is working for Ogilvy PR - which also happens to have BP as a client is quite commendable. What would we do without Google? Tell me what you are attempting to achieve by having "out-ed" her on this fact? If you are making an assumption that she is somehow servicing BP as a PR exec from Ogilvy while posing as a Coast Guard reservist - you are wrong. If you are going to attack her with sensational conspiracy theories - please provide some proof, you know - facts. Problem is - conspiracy theories are usually light on the facts.

I'll tell you a little bit about my wife. Rachel loves serving as a reservist in the Coast Guard and loves serving her country and I support her 100%. She's the hardest working person I know. She was activated for two months starting in June to help with the Deepwater Horizon Response. In June she had two full days off and has been working very long hours in what mostly seems like a thankless job. It has been stressful. She absolutely loves animals. She's a vegetarian (sorry dear if that is TMI). It's been hard for her to see images of oiled wildlife. Rachel along with many other great men and women serving in the Coast Guard have maintained a great attitude during this disaster. Imagine coming in to work every day to help respond to people that are absolutely enraged. I know if you actually knew my wife - you would never make these baseless accusations or assumptions about her. She has a better character than you 'meercat19'. If you want to know more about Petty Officer Rachel Polish (including you backhandpath) go ahead and give me a call at 415-717-1942 - that way I can help you get your facts straight. Also, the photo you posted of my wife with Admiral Thad Allen was a proud moment in her life as she was given the opportunity to interview him.

meercat19 said...

more rachel crack talking. An even better perspective. Ya I posted the first one guys need a post link, its tough to find that right place to comment