Thursday, May 20, 2010

Weird but True: LSU officials discussed giving CYANIDE PILL to Ivor van Heerden?
~It ain't often you can leave Editilla SPEECHLESS!
Our Herolleros at Levees.org have snagged another quick interview with our Esteemed yet Embattled Hurricane Hero
and lemme toll'ya... jus'when you think you've heard it all,
CYANIDE? BWAHAHA! YA'KILLIN ME! GETOUTTAHEAH!
LEVEES.ORG: Can you share any details about the trial that are not already published in media outlets?
VAN HEERDEN: Yes. It seems that upper level administrators at LSU discussed whether or not to give me a cyanide pill.
LEVEES.ORG: Wow! Do you have a copy of the correspondence?
VAN HEERDEN: Yes, we have a copy of the email exchange.

Ivor Van Heerden testifies in job dispute with LSU
~Coastal researcher Ivor van Heerden testified Wednesday that LSU officials destroyed his reputation after he blamed the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers for the levee failures that allowed Hurricane Katrina to flood New Orleans in 2005.
“My science was very good,” van Heerden told U.S. District Judge James J. Brady during questioning by attorney Jill Craft. “My position at LSU was in jeopardy.” Van Heerden is asking Brady for an injunction that would prohibit LSU from allowing his contract to expire on Friday. Testimony in the case is scheduled to resume at 6:30 p.m. today in U.S. District Court.

Yikes! Geauxjira!
~Your Right Hand Thief


Yeah the timing is just about right~American Zombie

2 comments:

oyster said...

I can't wait to see the email transcripts and hear the LSU administrators explanations.

Editilla~New Orleans Ladder said...

Me either!
Gonna email you a wittle pwesent.