Thursday, June 10, 2010

Mississippi River Authority?

*Special thanks youz~ Georgianne Neinaber

Slicked and Slabbed the BP Disaster Part 6: The BP bankruptcy watch commences
  1. BP Public Relations BPGlobalPR This whole thing has really taken its toll on CEO Tony Hayward. Send some encouraging words! Use #DearTony so he knows.
  2. Editilla Editilla @BPGlobalPR #DearTony Fey, we know you miss Thad The Impaler, but you gotta suck it up all'da #oilspill off yo'stiff upper #BP #oilcano lip
  3. Editilla Editilla @BPGlobalPR #DearTony Fey, show us your Whore'Face! "You're a Brit you can take it", so how'bout we get Mid'Evil on yo'Assets? #BP #oilspill
  4. Editilla Editilla @BPGlobalPR #DearTony Fey, you sho'got some purty lips! Do the Brit Stiff Upper Thingy for us! Please?!? #BP #oilspill #oilcano #nola #BPPR
Rescuing oiled birds: Poignant, but is it futile?
~Rescuers gently washing the goo from pelicans make for some of the few hopeful images from the BP Oil Disaster on the Gulf of Mexico, yet some scientists contend those efforts are good for little more than warming hearts.
Critics call bird-washing a wasteful exercise in feel-good futility that simply buys doomed creatures a bit more time.
They say the money and man-hours would be better spent restoring wildlife habitat or saving endangered species.

~In this June 3, 2010 file photo, a Brown Pelican is seen on the beach at East Grand Terre Island along the Louisiana coast after being drenched in oil from the Deepwater Horizon oil spill.
~But Ivor van Heerden said this is all "OVERSTATED"!
~Editilla Hell'yellas~ We have a toybox in Hell where we keep those words for just his sort of liaises fairer scientry.

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